Third Floor Common Room, Thursday Morning

[scary_jeff]

Jeff had felt this one last night. He didn't have a lot of superpowers, but he had one, and that was exactly concerned with the kind of thing going on here

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[future_sandworm]

It was morning, and Leto walked into the common room to find some breakfast. He was getting used to preparing his own food in the mornings, and found it oddly comforting.

He noticed the young man he had learnt was Turtle's boyfriend by the TV and gave him a curious look. "Good morning," he greeted.

[scary_jeff]

"Morning," Jeff said, grinning like a loon. In the direction of the TV, mind. He didn't seem to have fully recognized Leto was actually there yet.

[future_sandworm]

"Is there something unusual about the TV?" he asked, a little confused, while rummaging through the cupboards.

[scary_jeff]

"There was porn on it yesterday," Jeff said, sounding awfully lyrical about the whole thing. He patted the TV again. "Lesbian porn."

[talks2objects]

Dor had been wandering about when he saw Jeff talk to the television set.

"Is it talking back to you?" Dor asked cautiously. "Because I haven't told it to say anything."

[scary_jeff]

"It's not talking, but it's speaking to me," Jeff said, grinning brightly, "It's speaking to be of lesbian porn!"

[talks2objects]

The "Lesbian Porn" comment kind of blipped by Dor's brain. Might be the Adult Conspiracy.

He seemed more concerned about the television.

"Are you really speaking to him?" Dor asked the TV.

"No," the TV replied, "He's just happy there was porn on last night. GLORIOUS PORN! HUG ME AGAIN! IT FELT GOOD!"

Dor blinked. "Porn?"

[scary_jeff]

"Pornography," Jeff replied, happily, "The great cornerstone of all men's minds everywhere. And there was the lesbian kind which is even better."

He pointed at the TV. "It knows," he said, gleefully. Jeff had long since stopped caring about the weird.

[robinthefrog]

Robin came in, just to see who was about. "Hi, Jeff right?" he said.