Marty woke up early because "Oh Boy! Saturday! Yay!"
He ran down to the the gun range and unlocked the weapons locker to find that the regular weapons had been transformed to squirt guns, nerf dart guns, suction cup guns, laser tag guns and cap guns.
He then posted the rulez:
(Written in Crayon)
1. No Gurlz alllowwwed.
2. Donut shoot somebuddy's eye out.
3. No entruns entur comming in withoot a passwurd.
4. Marty is king. Obey me!
[ooc: "Gurlz" are allowed. The password is whatever you want it to be.]
[ooc2: Going AFK. All girls can consider themselves able to enter after getting squirted by Marty's squirt gun.]