Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (3/1/2017)
Class was outside today because Deadpool didn't give a shit about potential thunderstorms. This was more important than that.
"So, if you kids played last week, you'd know that this shit just got real. Gen 2 came out and I don't know any of them, but they're pretty fucking adorable," he said. "Except this creepy as fuck Wooper. I just don't trust this guy."
A beat.
"Or girl. Because we have genders for our fictional monsters now. God, I hope this ends up traumatizing us with hybrids."
He was an awful person.
"Yep!" Deadpool agreed brightly, pulling out an umbrella that he brought just for himself. "Alright get to catching. Show off which is the cutest one. But you'll be wrong either way because the cutest one is the friendships we've made along the way. And a Furret. God they're so cute."
"So, if you kids played last week, you'd know that this shit just got real. Gen 2 came out and I don't know any of them, but they're pretty fucking adorable," he said. "Except this creepy as fuck Wooper. I just don't trust this guy."
A beat.
"Or girl. Because we have genders for our fictional monsters now. God, I hope this ends up traumatizing us with hybrids."
He was an awful person.
"Yep!" Deadpool agreed brightly, pulling out an umbrella that he brought just for himself. "Alright get to catching. Show off which is the cutest one. But you'll be wrong either way because the cutest one is the friendships we've made along the way. And a Furret. God they're so cute."
