Feb 08, 2017 11:53
This week, the class was at the park. Which was a gym. But not at the gym, because it was only a gym in the fashion of getting healthy and all that shit.
Which. You know. Whatever floats your boat.
"Man, I should have done this class in the summer," Deadpool muttered. "Sunburns for all of you."
He was a great teacher like that.
"So, today is about forcing the creatures you have captured and shoved into tiny balls to fight until they are beaten into unconsciousness. Isn't this a wholesome game?" It was not. "Plus side, you can earn some fake game money."
Yeah, that made it better.
"It's like a Japanese dog fighting ring. Now get bloodthirsty so I can be entertained."
He had already claimed the gym for Instinct with a level 10 Magikarp just chilling as the only threat or chance to boost the gym reputation.
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