Friendship is Cakes!!, Wednesday, period 3
It was just the pony at the front of the class today, no Derek or giant wolf to be found. Perhaps she'd managed to finally frighten him off with her, er, rather eccentric cheerleading outfit.
"Gimme a C!" she cried as class began. "Gimme an A! Gimme a K! Gimme an E! What's that spell?!"
No, really, she wasn't entirely sure. Equestrian and English had completely different written language styles.
"This weekend is apparently some super duper big sport game thing for a lot of humans," she explained. "It's called a 'super bowl' because everypony who watches has lots and lots of super fun snacks around!" Yes. That was clearly what it was named for. "So I thought it'd be super duper loads of fun if we had a sport themed cake party!"
Class, party, same difference.
"Everypony grab some icing and little ball shapes and things and make a cake celebrating your favoritest sport, like this one I made!" She held up a towering tiered cake thing that looked disconcertingly convincingly like it was made from wood and actual metal. "Celebrating my favoritest sport in the whole Equestria games, the flying relay!" Obviously. "Or horseshoes. That's a funtastic game, too." Pinkie plucked one of the horseshoes from the side of her cake, flipped it up into the air, and snatched it out of the air with her tongue. You could actually watch it progress down her throat by the way it bulged under her skin, and it landed in her stomach with an audible *clang*.
Whelp. She likely wasn't going to have any problems with anemia, any time soon.
"Gimme a C!" she cried as class began. "Gimme an A! Gimme a K! Gimme an E! What's that spell?!"
No, really, she wasn't entirely sure. Equestrian and English had completely different written language styles.
"This weekend is apparently some super duper big sport game thing for a lot of humans," she explained. "It's called a 'super bowl' because everypony who watches has lots and lots of super fun snacks around!" Yes. That was clearly what it was named for. "So I thought it'd be super duper loads of fun if we had a sport themed cake party!"
Class, party, same difference.
"Everypony grab some icing and little ball shapes and things and make a cake celebrating your favoritest sport, like this one I made!" She held up a towering tiered cake thing that looked disconcertingly convincingly like it was made from wood and actual metal. "Celebrating my favoritest sport in the whole Equestria games, the flying relay!" Obviously. "Or horseshoes. That's a funtastic game, too." Pinkie plucked one of the horseshoes from the side of her cake, flipped it up into the air, and snatched it out of the air with her tongue. You could actually watch it progress down her throat by the way it bulged under her skin, and it landed in her stomach with an audible *clang*.
Whelp. She likely wasn't going to have any problems with anemia, any time soon.