How To Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It), Friday

Oct 31, 2014 09:22

Happy Halloween! Your teachers hadn’t remembered to bring candy -- but really, wasn’t that a good thing? Considering Pam and Cheryl, they probably would have given you weird unlabeled pills and insisted they were SweetTarts.

Your teachers were, however, in Halloween costumes. Pam was wearing a blonde-tinted-down-to-pink wig, a black leotard with ( Read more... )

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Sign In! holyshitsnacks October 31 2014, 13:22:16 UTC
In costume!

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Re: Sign In! theheadkid October 31 2014, 13:38:14 UTC
Travis Coates

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Re: Sign In! not_a_moonie October 31 2014, 13:41:29 UTC
Alana

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Re: Sign In! notaweenie October 31 2014, 14:36:06 UTC
Barry Ween

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During the Bit Where Pam Talks and Cheryl Naps holyshitsnacks October 31 2014, 13:22:48 UTC
Stare in horror, wish you were dead, the ushe.

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Re: During the Bit Where Pam Talks and Cheryl Naps notaweenie October 31 2014, 14:37:27 UTC
Possibly the only day Barry wasn't entertained by this class was when Cheryl and Pam showed up for class when everyone else was on fall break.

Seriously. These two were insane.

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Re: During the Bit Where Pam Talks and Cheryl Naps giveherahand October 31 2014, 19:23:44 UTC
"Halloween?" Mara murmured at him, arching her eyebrows.

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Re: During the Bit Where Pam Talks and Cheryl Naps notaweenie October 31 2014, 19:28:02 UTC
"It's holiday traditional thing on our planet," Barry murmured back. "When you're little you usually get in costume walk around the neighborhood and get candy. At our age it usually means dressing in a costume and going to a party."

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Class Activity: Faking Expense Reports holyshitsnacks October 31 2014, 13:27:25 UTC
There are a neat stack of expense reports: take one, please, and note that this is the most elaborate, byzantine expense report Pam could dream up. A paperwork nightmare.

Near that stack are a moddable pile of receipts, white-out, pens, markers, and so forth. Some of the receipts are helpful -- $75.94 to a fancy-sounding restaurant! Claim you took a client there! -- and others, not so much -- $214 to Juicy Lucy's Gentleman's Club? That's going to raise some eyebrows.

Write up some convincing excuses for the valid-ish ones, and fake the hell out of the bad ones.

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Re: Class Activity: Faking Expense Reports giveherahand October 31 2014, 19:26:17 UTC
Mara actually had a real question on this! "Is it true that it seems more suspicious if all of the numbers you're making up end in 5 or 0?"

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Re: Class Activity: Faking Expense Reports fly_so_serious November 1 2014, 03:38:06 UTC
Challenge accepted. On the $214 line item, Joker wrote "Dinner", and in the description, he explained: "Despite the name (and its core business), Juicy Lucy's Gentleman's Club features a tasteful dining area with a world-class all-you-can-eat steak and seafood buffet. The client insisted we had to try it, and he was right! $214 covered dinner for 7, plus a generous tip, and I must have had, like, three lobster tails and a filet mignon."

It wasn't anything approaching the wording of a professional business report, but he didn't think they'd notice.

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Talk to Pam and Cheryl holyshitsnacks October 31 2014, 13:27:58 UTC
One's wearing a glittery leotard, and the other is asleep. Your call.

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OOC holyshitsnacks October 31 2014, 13:28:34 UTC
SP from me while I work! Happy Halloween! Thanks again to my partner-in-crime for snagging class last week. <3

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