Guess what! You weren't on a rooftop today! You were in the Batcave itself. But this Danger Shop simulacrum (scroll down on the link) probably wasn't what you might expect from the Batman you knew. It was so bright
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Re: Listen to the LecturegenesisheroMarch 17 2014, 11:44:54 UTC
By this point, Evan was really willing to just kind of roll with it. So long as they weren't building guillotines, he would happily answer the phone as many times as Batman needed him to.
He was kind of staring at the eyebrows painted on to Batman's cowl today, though.
Answer the PhoneamthenightMarch 17 2014, 04:42:56 UTC
Answer it quickly, but not too quickly. You don't want to seem anxious. Be polite, but firm. And ladies, please don't try to seduce Batman with your breathy tones. Keep it professional, like Batman is trying to do.
Look, it was a simpler, way more sexist time, okay?
Re: Answer the PhonegenesisheroMarch 17 2014, 11:52:22 UTC
Oooh, Evan's parents had a phone like this, back on the farm-that-didn't-exist-that-he-remembered-fondly-anyhow! Granted, it had a few more parts on it, like a dial, but it was kind of novel to be able to pick it up and still be tethered to the rest of the phone by a cord.
Re: Talk to EvangenesisheroMarch 17 2014, 11:39:28 UTC
Would black shorts do? Evan could appreciate the importance of proper superhero costuming as it applied to criminal justice these days, but he really had a limit when it came to just how little he was wearing.
And anyway, he was genetically predisposed to wear clothing that bulked him up more, if anything, though he was sure the green spanky pants had some appeal to someone, somewhere.
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He was kind of staring at the eyebrows painted on to Batman's cowl today, though.
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Maddie did have to wonder if this guy had never heard of cell phones, though.
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Look, it was a simpler, way more sexist time, okay?
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Kids these days.
"Hello, Commissioner?"
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Why is he not wearing green underwear and no pants?
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And anyway, he was genetically predisposed to wear clothing that bulked him up more, if anything, though he was sure the green spanky pants had some appeal to someone, somewhere.
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No, seriously, it was probably best to avoid him.
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