Morning Announcements
The PA system crackled to life and echoed through the hallway. And was quickly followed by some rousing John Philip Sousa music.
"Good morning Fandom! This is acting principal Jamie Madrox!"
If there were any remaining students or faculty? Now would be a good time to leave.
"While Principal Winchester is out in the lands of Wendigo and Alpha Flight, I will be taking care of the school in her absence. First off? Anyone still here needs to bring me a muffin. Preferably blueberry. No streusel. Large coffee. Cream and sugar. Lots of cream of sugar. Oh! And Pie!
Now as your acting principal, I'm sure you will find my leadership to be effective and full of kindness and love. Which is why I'm mandating all remaining students to get out of bed and go for a five mile run around the island so they can be in peak physical condition. You'll thank me for this when the next invasion strikes.
Finally, everyone should be advised that the meatloaf in the cafeteria is reportedly causing uncontrollable hair growth with every bite. Luckily it only affects armpit hair so if you wear long sleeves you should be fine.
That is all for now! Enjoy the day and bring me muffins!"
"Good morning Fandom! This is acting principal Jamie Madrox!"
If there were any remaining students or faculty? Now would be a good time to leave.
"While Principal Winchester is out in the lands of Wendigo and Alpha Flight, I will be taking care of the school in her absence. First off? Anyone still here needs to bring me a muffin. Preferably blueberry. No streusel. Large coffee. Cream and sugar. Lots of cream of sugar. Oh! And Pie!
Now as your acting principal, I'm sure you will find my leadership to be effective and full of kindness and love. Which is why I'm mandating all remaining students to get out of bed and go for a five mile run around the island so they can be in peak physical condition. You'll thank me for this when the next invasion strikes.
Finally, everyone should be advised that the meatloaf in the cafeteria is reportedly causing uncontrollable hair growth with every bite. Luckily it only affects armpit hair so if you wear long sleeves you should be fine.
That is all for now! Enjoy the day and bring me muffins!"