When the kids came in today, Deadpool was busy setting up a movie for them instead of doing anything with the swords. Because he was the teacher and he could, damn it.
"So, ya know, due to freakin' freezing weather in Chicago, we'll be watchin' a movie. How this has any bearing on me and you, I'll leave as a great mystery in your wee little minds. Now grab a Snuggie and some coffee and get to watching this great holiday
classic."