DADA for Muggles [5th period]
Today, the class was set up as a perfectly normal classroom, with one exception: there was a television at the front, and Remus, for one, was sporting a part of mildly-singed eyebrows due to his prior struggle with it.
"Good afternoon," he said evenly. "Today we'll be having a rather light day, I'm afraid. I'm certain you're all terribly upset about that. We'd like you to tell us about your attempts to disarm one another. What worked? What didn't? How were your experiences with the assignment?"
"And after that," Sirius said happily, "we'll watch a movie!" On the third DVD player of the day. Shh. They didn't think to ask the TAs for help. "It's completely inaccurate when it comes to witchcraft, of course, but the women are very attractive."
"Good afternoon," he said evenly. "Today we'll be having a rather light day, I'm afraid. I'm certain you're all terribly upset about that. We'd like you to tell us about your attempts to disarm one another. What worked? What didn't? How were your experiences with the assignment?"
"And after that," Sirius said happily, "we'll watch a movie!" On the third DVD player of the day. Shh. They didn't think to ask the TAs for help. "It's completely inaccurate when it comes to witchcraft, of course, but the women are very attractive."