a guide to getting past life's little quirks | wednesday | period 2 | august 12

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The class was taking place in the Danger Shop today and Loki kind of couldn't wait for this lesson. He waited till everyone arrived, got settled before he started talking.

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sign in [llq 08/12]

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Like you're embarrassed!

Re: sign in [llq 08/12]

[pastmewrong]

Effy Stonem

Re: sign in [llq 08/12]

[iknowstuff]

Layla Miller

Re: sign in [llq 08/12]

[once_a_traitor]

Edmund Pevensie

chat | stare | take notes [llq 08/12]

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Talk to each other, stare, take notes, wonder what in the hell Loki might make you buy.

Re: chat | stare | take notes [llq 08/12]

[iknowstuff]

Layla shook her head in amusement.

She didn't bother to take any notes.

Re: chat | stare | take notes [llq 08/12]

[pastmewrong]

Effy, wasn't one of those easily embarrassed types. She really, really wasn't.

And if anything was going to get her, it was someone touching on any emotions she might have buried in there somewhere, not making her buy condoms. She was feeling pretty confident of this one. Because that was so unusual for her. Really.

Re: chat | stare | take notes [llq 08/12]

[youcantfollow]

This was one of those reasons Griff knew he should avoid ever taking a Loki class ever again. Yes, he was completely horrified in advance by whatever the guy was going to make him fake-buy, but he was clinging to the fake part.

class activity | alcohol management [llq 08/12]

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Buy your embarrassing item!

Agnes - Athletic Cup
Blysse - Douche
Edmund - Adult Diapers
Effy - Celine Dion CD
Elena - Laxatives
Elle- Beano
Emmett - Viagra
Fiona - Pregnancy test
George - Tampons
Griff - Granny panties
Helen - Preparation H
Jaina - Pubic Hair Dye
Jenny - Monistat
Layla - Lice Kit
Prince Edward - Extra small condoms
Tara - Valtrex
Yuffie - Genital wart medicine
Zack - Risky viewing material
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[Feel free to handwave OR ping in and I'll play a clerk for you!]

Re: class activity | alcohol management [llq 08/12]

[iknowstuff]

Layla came up and slapped the lice kit down on the counter. "Yeah. I need it, Okay?" she said angrily. "This shit works right? By the looks of you, you should know."

She might be trying a different tactic.

Re: class activity | embarrrassing item buying [llq 08/12]

[flipped_god_off]

The young girl at the register was smacking her gum and watching Layla with wide eyes.

"There ain't no reason to be rude, honey," she drawled, tone sweet. "And I wouldn't know, never used it. Haven't ever had the problem. Must be tough for you."

Re: class activity | embarrrassing item buying [llq 08/12]

[iknowstuff]

"Just ring the fucking lice kit up," Layla snapped. "And no fucking price check over the store intercom. If you don't know the price you can damn well get your lazy butt from behind the counter and walk to the aisle to find it."

the ta's [llq 08/12]

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Who hopefully don't embarrass easily!

Re: the ta's [llq 08/12]

[noearsyet]

George liked to think he was totally unflappable.

This might change if he learned what, ahem, fucking tampons were.

Re: the ta's [llq 08/12]

[findingelena]

Elena was amused. Fun class. Especially watching everyone else flail.

loki [llq 08/12]

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He's so so so fucking amused.