"I'm sorry, everyone," Lulu said, as she swept into the room a few minutes late. "I was unavoidably detained. But, I'm here now, so:
"Today, as I imagine a great many of you are distracted by the political goings-on in this country, we're not doing anything too terribly strenuous; instead, we're watching a
movie. Pay close attention to how the vermin help her assemble her dress; while we won't be using that... particular... technique, I thought it might highlight particularly well how not to go about making clothing."
[OMG so sorry this is late. OCD is up! in a mo'!]