There was a bunch of candy, pizza and other moddable snacks around the room today. Marshall had already had already dug in, judging from the pizza sauce on his face.
"So today's the last day of class. I hate teaching on the last day of class because, one, I'm going to miss you guys and, two, I'm already distracted by not having to work for a whole week. So we'll make this quick," he said. "As I'm sure you've realized by now you can't really learn about relationships from a class. It's something you have to learn on your own through experiences. I can help give you tips on good decision making but I can't be at your side when real trouble shows up. All I can say is that if you use your head and your heart then you'll be fine. And don't expect every relationship to work out. Sometimes they don't. That doesn't mean you screwed up. It just meant that you weren't meant to be together."
"Okay, enough with that crap, let's eat pizza and watch TV," he said. "I brought the
greatest movie ever for us to watch."