Fandom's Next Top Runway Model [Monday, Period Five]
When Lee got to the classroom today, there was a note on the door written in what appeared to be very shaky, very scared handwriting.
Fleeing the crazy.
Will return when threat passes.
You have the class.
Ares
Lee stared at the note for a long time and then shook his head before going into the classroom and trying to think of SOMETHING to do.
When everyone started filing in and settled down, Lee said, "Ares went and got married this weekend." Hey, he was in control. "To some girl name Rowena. I think they're on their honeymoon now or something. Make sure to wish him well when he gets back. He didn't leave us anything to do so I'm going to make something up. As a lot of you saw, I got stuck to the side of the dorms in my underwear last week by a teacher who you all should call grandmother when you see her. And then tell her I told you too."
What the hell, right?
"Anyway, that leads to the big question. Boxers or briefs? Or nothing? For girls...well, I don't know what underwear girls wear so the girls can figure that out? Why's one better than the other? Why would anyone for a frakking thong? And what the frak is up with this planet's obsession with thongs?"
Lee really shouldn't make things up off the top of his bed.
"No modeling though. Ares might reappear as soon as that happened and that'd be creepy. Oh, and if anyone would like to bitch about Parent's Weekend, we can do that too. We probably need to."
And then Lee sat down at the desk and waited for the discussions.
[OCD is coming up! I'm a little weird this morning.]
Fleeing the crazy.
Will return when threat passes.
You have the class.
Ares
Lee stared at the note for a long time and then shook his head before going into the classroom and trying to think of SOMETHING to do.
When everyone started filing in and settled down, Lee said, "Ares went and got married this weekend." Hey, he was in control. "To some girl name Rowena. I think they're on their honeymoon now or something. Make sure to wish him well when he gets back. He didn't leave us anything to do so I'm going to make something up. As a lot of you saw, I got stuck to the side of the dorms in my underwear last week by a teacher who you all should call grandmother when you see her. And then tell her I told you too."
What the hell, right?
"Anyway, that leads to the big question. Boxers or briefs? Or nothing? For girls...well, I don't know what underwear girls wear so the girls can figure that out? Why's one better than the other? Why would anyone for a frakking thong? And what the frak is up with this planet's obsession with thongs?"
Lee really shouldn't make things up off the top of his bed.
"No modeling though. Ares might reappear as soon as that happened and that'd be creepy. Oh, and if anyone would like to bitch about Parent's Weekend, we can do that too. We probably need to."
And then Lee sat down at the desk and waited for the discussions.
[OCD is coming up! I'm a little weird this morning.]