Aly had had a rather long and exciting night. Which resulted in very, very little sleep. And that possibly showed either in her rather ramshackle appearance or in the class that the students were about to experience.
She waited for her students to arrive at the Danger Shop with an expression of glee and amusement on her face.
"Today's the first of your practical lessons," she said, bouncing slightly on her toes. "It's a lesson not so much in specifics as improvisation. You'll be working in pairs and go through a series of obstacles and keep each other from getting hurt."
Aly flipped the controls of the Danger Shop to reveal...a rushing river of foamy hot chocolate over rapids of chunks of chocolate. Very, very large graham crackers and marshmallows sat by the side of the river. As did mugs. Beyond the river was a corral filled with yapping, wiggling, playing puppies who flung themselves at anything that came close to them. And beyond that? Was a very large wall.
She grinned and pressed another button. Voices seemed to come from the Danger Shop. "Oh noes! Oh noes!"
And then the wall exploded outward as a giant creature burst through. "OH YEEAAAAAAAH"
Aly couldn't help laughing. It had been a long night.
She looked back to the class. "Oh yes, and you and your partner need to bind two of your legs together. This is a three-legged contest."
[OOC: Further explanation in the threads. Please to be waiting for the OCD! is up]