How to Be Awesome: Period 1, Week 7

Aug 22, 2007 22:31

Barney was dressed in his nicest all-black suit ensemble, it was his Vader suit. He addressed his class, assembled in the darkened Danger Shop for the last time.
"During this Legendary workshop session you have learned How to Be Awesome. You have suited up, you have learned the art of the pickup line, you have learned to role play, you learned the gentle art of the Lemon Law." Barney paused to look pointedly at Zack before saying, "You learned how to create an online portfolio, you learned to distinguish between awesome and not awesome celebrities, and finally, you learned how to gamble."

"Today is the culmination of your studies in Awesome. Today we will learn if you are a man, a lesbian, or a loser," again with the looking at Zack. He wasn't still bitter, not at all. "Today we will play laser tag. Here is a list of the teams." Barney motioned to Andrew who passed around papers listing this:

Team 1: Awesome in Action
Team 2: The Likely Losers

Adam
A.J.

Andrew
Carmela

Andros
Irulan

Cedric
Isabel

Dick
Jude

Jim
Kou

Johnny
Lucas

Michelangelo
Zack

Mel
Willow

Wyatt
Dropouts

"I am what we in the field call a Lone Wolf. I am a master of all laser tag strategies. Please try to catch me off guard, I dare you!" Barney laughed loudly and dramatically. "Now, the rules are that there are no rules, just equipment and your knowledge of awesomeness. Now, get out of those suit jackets and prepare to be destroyed!"

[ooc: Up early because I plan to be awake a long time. Andrew modded with permission. Please wait for OCD is up! Also, feel free to disregard the team aspect and make it a free for all as you wish. OMG, you were an awesome class! I hope you had as much fun as I did!]

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