Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, July 10, 2nd period]

[professor_lyman]

Josh was still not exactly comfortable with the whole "being outside" thing as he perched on a picnic bench and smiled at the students as they assembled. In deference to the ridiculously hot weather, he was wearing short sleeves and khakis. No tie. Scary, no

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Sign in [July 10]

[professor_lyman]

So he knows you're here!

Re: Sign in [July 10]

[jedi_qui]

Qui-Gon Jinn

Re: Sign in [July 10]

[x5_alec]

Alec

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[cantjossme]

Mel Fray

During the lecture

[professor_lyman]

He's so inspirational, no?

Re: During the lecture

[walks_two_paths]

Savannah was pretty sure she was going to enjoy this workshop.

Re: During the lecture

[mrodneymckay]

Rodney was not exactly pleased at having class outside. His allergies could start acting up at any moment and he was sure he'd seen a bee hovering around the area just before the lecture started. Still, he thought he might benefit from this course seeing as how the vast majority of people in the world were stupid in comparison to him.

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[sarcasm_guy]

Oh, look! Here's one now, waving at him!

"ROOMIE!!!"

Letter #1

[professor_lyman]

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Deep, huh?

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[snarkyprincess]

Summer read the letter and boggled while waiting for a partner.

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[by137]

A.J. was boggling a little bit, too. "Does any of this make sense to you?" he asked Summer, seeing her giving the same letter the same WTF look.

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[snarkyprincess]

Summer glanced at the letter again. "No. My head hurts when I try to read it."

Letter #2

[professor_lyman]

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And you will get 500$.
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Deposits are made safely and securely!
You can turn your fortune in three easy steps
REGISTER
PLAY
WIN!

This can only end well. Really.

Re: Letter #2

[jedi_qui]

Qui-Gon read over the letter and couldn't help picturing one of those fast talking aliens that hung around spaceports trying to sell used landspeeders and swoopbikes.

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[blackmagic_eve]

Eve couldn't resist going for this particular letter. She wasn't sure why, she just found it more amusing. Plus it was at least coherent, of a fashion, which was more than could be said for some of the others.

"Somehow, I doubt insulting the writer's parentage is a viable option," she said cheerfully as she plopped down next to Qui-Gon.

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[jedi_qui]

"Depends," Qui-Gon said. "You'd just have to be subtle about it."

Letter #3

[professor_lyman]

Girls lie when they say “size doesn’t matter” that’s just to make us feel better,

The truth is they want their partner to have a huge one, and they will keep searching until they find it!

Now you can be that big man with the new improved and doctor recommended enlargement pills!

Josh had no idea why this kept popping up in his email. It was irritating.

Re: Letter #3

[walks_two_paths]

Savannah read over the letter, rolled her eyes and shook her head. This could be entertaining.

She looked around for a partner.

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[lovelylana]

Lana smiled at Savannah. "So should we tackle this one?"

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[walks_two_paths]

Savannah grinned at Lana. "Definitely."