The Best Medicine: Humor - Period 6 in the Danger Room - Final Class

[dr_jwilsonmd]

At some point in the night Wilson's humor students had received handwavey instructions to meet him down in the Danger Room for their final.

When they had all congregated Wilson carefully worked through the program he had handwavilly worked up and been shown how to present in the room

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[dr_jwilsonmd]

Last time...*wibble!*

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[bigfat_peter]

Peter Griffin

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[connernotconnor]

Conner McKnight

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[sogothcally]

V. Cally.

Pippi Longstocking - Final Exam

[dr_jwilsonmd]

When Pippi moved up to the stage, the room morphed from an auditorium to what looked to be a rough and ready sea side bar. A channel marker could be heard tolling in the background and somewhere a foghorn wailed.

Her audience was a group of rough and tumble sailors, grizzled by years spent on the sea and barrels of rum cheap whiskey. They all looked at her with suspicious blinks and a couple of them quickly tried to straighten themselves up to be all proper in the pressence of a lady.

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[strongestgirl]

"Ahoy ye scervy scally-wags. Ye can keep drinking if ya like while I attempt to entertain ya, but please, keep the fights to a low roar. I'm annoying... But it's free! Ye can't argue with a value like that!"

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[dr_jwilsonmd]

For a moment there was a stunned silence as the men wrapped their brains around the idea of a pretty young lass speaking their language.

Then there were bawdy cheers of encouragement and calls for her to continue and flagon after flagon of whatever it was the men were drinking were sent up to the stage.

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[strongestgirl]

Pippi drained a flagon or two and began to tell a joke.

"Y'all have heard no doubt of Anne Bonny and Marry Reed, and how they sailed with Calico Jack Rackam? One day the look out called that they were being pursued by a Navy ship. Jack were down in the Captain's Quarters with Anne and Marry because... Well... Wouldn't you be?"

V. Cally - Final Exam

[dr_jwilsonmd]

As Cally took the stage, the room once again morphed this time taking on the form of a multi-car garage. Mechanics were milling about working on various vehicles, tossing rude -but not vulgar!- comments back and forth as they worked.

Cally was set up on a 'lift' as her stage and gradually the mechanics became aware of her pressence. Some of them paused in what they were doing to look at her while others continued to work the loud ratchet guns.

Cally might have had her work cut out for her!

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[sogothcally]

Cally frowned for a second. Then, over the din, she shouted "Hey, stop for a minute, frakkers!"

She then launched into a routine about a guy completely failing to service his engine properly, and her having to fix his car. The routine ends with the guy trying to ask her on a date, and she ends with a punchline referring to the fact that if the guy can't treat an engine right, no way he can treat a woman properly. And then she charged him double for the parts.

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[dr_jwilsonmd]

Cally's joke got a lot of gauffing and some elbowing as some of the guys tormented their fellow employees by asking if that was them she was talking about.

There might have been a wee shoving match as a result and a bunch of the guys looked back to Cally to continue!

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[sogothcally]

Cally thought for a second for another appropriate joke.

She flailed a little, then told a joke about three mechanics walking into a bar, wherein the punchline was "And then they all misaligned their mufflers".

...it wasn't a very good joke.

John Dorian - Final Exam

[dr_jwilsonmd]

When it was John's turn, the room morphed again throwing him not!literally into a smokey bar/club scene. He was on a normal stage with a mic, a stool and a glass of water and if he looked out across the crowd he'd notice that most of them were in scrubs or labcoats.

Doctors, nurses, residents all kicked back and talking at a low buzz about their day in a hospital. He might need to work a bit to catch their attention.

Peter Griffin - Final Exam

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Peter's stage set up took the apperance of a Las Vegas show stage. Behind him stood a row of dancing girls, complete with huge feathers and skimpy outfits. Out in the audience, the crowd was a wild group of....wait for it... bachelorette parties, the young women whooping it up and cheering for Peter to entertain them.

....

Yes, it's possible that Wilson was testing Peter's ability to focus.

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[bigfat_peter]

Peter gulped when he saw who his audience was. He tried not to stare but he could help it. There were so many boobies!

"Um...h-hello I'm Peter...Peter..." Peter slapped a palm on his forehead and tried to remember his own last name. "German? No! Griffin! I'm Peter Griffin."

He then *handwavily* went into an act containing mainly jokes about how men were stupid. Though towards the end he started taking on a girly-like voice and referring to himself as "Beverly".

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[dr_jwilsonmd]

Peter, despite the early boobie checking out, was a hit and some of the women might have gone so far as to wave dollar bills at him...but Wilson quickly adjusted the dial and they just went back to cheering for him...sans the dollar bills.