Fandom Radio, Monday, July 10, 2006
RORY: Hi, guys, this is Rory and Hair Gu -
GREG: It's Greg.
RORY: ...as I was saying, this is Rory and Greg, and we're here on the first night of new workshops and cabin-ness to bring you all the news that's fit to hear, and then some. Because this is Fandom.
GREG: Dirty?
RORY: Undoubtedly, there'll be dirtiness somewhere in here.
Workshops, where people learned things. Probably
RORY: Okay, so in Lying, we talked about what we want out of class -
GREG: To lie with each other?
RORY: See, dirty. And no. Not like that. And we took personality tests. I'm INFJ.
GREG: I've taken that before! I'm ENFJ. You and I are like, the same, except I'm not repressed and uptight and no fun.
RORY: Shut up! You're just more obnoxious. Parker and Jarod roleplayed - probably not dirty, because it's in class and you can't do that in school because it's wrong, and then Parker stayed after to chat up her boyfriend.
GREG: 'Kay, and in Earth Music - as opposed to what, Mars music?
RORY: There are people from other galaxies here, you know.
GREG: Are you one of them?
RORY: ...no.
GREG: Then shh. Anyway, they said hi and played instruments and talked about why music was created. Ooh, deep.
RORY: Whatever, in Retail 101 - okay, wait, we have a class on retail?
GREG: Is there something wrong with that, Snooty McSnobsalot?
RORY: Okay, seriously, is that the best you have?
GREG: No, I'm going easy on you. Anyway, they all made with the introductions and then they broke into pairs and roleplayed and hooray for dirty!
RORY: Not dirty! No dirty in schoo -
GREG: Dirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirty!
RORY: ...how old are you?
GREG: Sixteen. How old are you?
RORY: Seventeen, and I'm not your babysitter. In Arts and Crafts, people made dioramas, which they displayed, and then they started to scrapbook and I swear to God, if you say it I will thwap you.
GREG: Say what?
RORY: You know what.
GREG: I'm...sorry, what?
RORY: ...dirty.
GREG: Rory, really. Get your mind out of the gutter. It seems Hermione stayed after class to talk to Dean Tick - which kind of sounds like a made-up name, huh - and are you going to read into that, too?
RORY: *sound of headdesking*
GREG: Ahem. Anyway, in Cooking and Baking, we made brownies and Cally gave Piper a note. Ooh! Was it one of those "Do you like me? Check 'yes' or 'no'" notes? That'd be so cute. And and and Bel was all "grr, glarey time!" at Piper, and Alanna's killed people with oatmeal and that is so cool in a scary way and also some people did really well, like Isabel who is my girlfriend and hi honey!
RORY: ...breathe. Seriously. Just...be quiet for a minute.
GREG: Okay. For a minute.
Cabins and dorms and things like that
RORY: Good. Okay, so in the Squirrel living room, Pippi and Demyx decided to go to Disneyland this weekend, and Pip also showed up. Elsewhere, Phoebe and Bel woke up together, as they so often do, and then Tempe had lunch alone, while Willow and Peter had it together. Also, -
GREG: Rory?
RORY: - Blair asked his fishies if he snored, and Pippi played with her monkey, not dirty mostly because girls don't have anatomy nicknamed that -
GREG: Rory? RoryRoryRoryRoryRoryRo -
RORY: What?
GREG: It's been a minute.
RORY: ...
GREG: Okay, so Jack was all sleepy and Isabel - hi Isabel! - stopped by to wake him up and chat. And Z was in her alcove in Pangolin, while Cam was in his talking to Molly about his Lying workshop and Jack, and Rory, do you think he lay with Jack in class?
RORY: I was there, and the word you're looking for is "lied," not "lay." Not. Dirty.
GREG: Whatever. Ivanova made a campfire, and was joined there by Maia sat in her lap. Oooh.
RORY: Stop being gross. Anyway, Bel welcomed her back, and Pippi talked to Ivanova about said being back-ness, and to Al about baked goods and to Joxer about being tongue tied.
GREG: Dirty?
RORY: I'm really not sure if I want to know. In any case, Piper welcomed Ivanova back as well, and Al had brownies for everyone.
GREG: And Veronica welcomed Ivanova back, chatted with Piper and Archie, and snapped at Bel for the radio on Friday...why?
RORY: Um, for the insinuations about her and Archie?
GREG: So? Aren't they dating or something?
RORY: Well, yeah. For awhile now. But still, no one deserves to have their sex life discussed ad nauseum on the radio.
GREG: Spoken like someone who's single.
RORY: ANYWAY, Pip introduced V to his kitty, and again with that not being dirty because the anatomy is wrong for that terminology, so don't even try it, Greg, and challenged Ivanova to call him "Professor."
GREG: That makes no sense.
RORY: I actually agree with you. Anyway, Joxer spazzed out and fell into the campfire - oh my God, is he okay?
GREG: I thought you were smart and like, read and stuff.
RORY: ...what?
GREG: Check that sentence again.
RORY: ...oh. Sorry. He tripped near the campfire.
GREG: Yeah. Good luck getting into college with that reading comprehension. Over at Pot-Bellied Pig, Parker welcomed Zero back, and dammit, how do I keep missing her? She managed to say hi to everyone else, though, like Cally and Nadia and her boyfriend who is my roommate who is not a girl in drag!
RORY: People aren't stupid, you know.
GREG: No idea what you mean.
RORY: You, John and Peter make ugly girls.
GREG: That is very mean. And confusing as I don't know what you're talking about. Apropos of nothing, Nadia welcomed Cally to the fifth floor.
RORY: Over at the Pangolin campfire, half the school was there. I just came from there, actually. Parker asked a bit about the show, and told Anders about workshops. Zero, who is BACK, YAY, was all excited for the towel scene. There's a scene with that cute guy in a towel, and I'm here?
GREG: I know, I'm really torn up about it too.
RORY: Shut up.
GREG: No! Anders wanted to cut corners off the screen, and then he and Conner made with the macking. Sam the girl asked about aliens, made up a soundtrack with Parker, and discussed baseball with Anders.
RORY: Okay, and Bridge and I talked about the show and how it's not that old, really, and Parker showed me pictures.
GREG: Dir -
RORY: CAN IT. Also, Anders gave me coffee. ...what, why are you raising your hand?
GREG: Can I talk now?
RORY: Fine.
GREG: Seras talked to Parker about workshops, and to Bridge about Sex Ed. Then she met Miss Stick-Up-Her-Ass over here -
RORY: HEY!
GREG: - and talked sports with Anders. Tim rambled on by, and Jaye talked to Pasty O'Needs-to-Get-Some and Bridge and Tim, who defeated the Energizer Bunny, or something.
RORY: Will you stop with the names, please? They're rude and uncalled for.
GREG: I'll point out that you're responding to them and I never gave any indication that I'm talking about you.
RORY: ...grrr. Jaye talked to Parker, and Tim asked Xander about Scoobying, which was also the topic of conversation for Bridgey and Xander. And Parker was grinning evilly at Xander. That can't bode well.
GREG: Maybe she has incriminating pictures of him dressed as a chipmunk or something.
RORY: ...how does your brain work?
GREG: The same way yours does.
RORY: No, not at all the same. Tim met Z, who was told by Bridgey that the future is portrayed incorrectly. Do they still have towels? That's apparently all that's important.
GREG: Z met the pink-haired girl, and chatted with Jaye and Conner. English Peter also met Zero, found out that Tim didn't lose his job, and he heard about the future from Bridge.
RORY: Meanwhile, Walter wandered over and over at the Koala campfire, Jude and Sakurazaki kissed. Awwwww!
GREG: Awwwwww!
RORY: What, no lewd comments?
GREG: No, they're cute.
Town, where stuff happened! Presumably
RORY: This morning, V and Marty caught up, and Sawyer stopped in at Luke's to talk to Tim, as did Sakurazaki. And Veronica went to Mr. Giles' shop, and town hall's open.
GREG: Ivanova went in to All and Sundries to say hi to Edmund, the Doctor met Lizzy, and Veronica got stuff for s'mores. The Doctor? That's his name?
RORY: Yeah, I think it's kind of like Madonna or Cher.
GREG: Maybe I'll just call him Cher then.
RORY: *sigh* In Cafe Fina, Walter and Alfred chatted about Walter's mission, and Pippi got food.
GREG: In Caritas, Jack and Jarod talked about Parker and class, and Daisy met Jarod and talked to Clark, who got a drink. Oh, and Creepy Guy talked to Jarod about how he and Crazy Hooker were unhappy with radio. Why?
RORY: Because Cedric said they're married, probably.
GREG: ...aren't they?
RORY: ...I don't think so. In the clinic, Tyler met with Dr. Pevensie, and Dr. Cox had his first shift. And Granny ironed her hat.
GREG: And I think that's it, don't you, sugar muffin?
RORY: ...what did you just call me?
GREG: I find that disgusting affectionate names are more irritating than insults most times. What do you think?
RORY: I'm telling Isabel you said that.
GREG: She can hear, my widdle punkin darling.
RORY: Please just stop talking.
GREG: Say my hair is awesome.
RORY: ...no!
GREG: You know it is. Just say it. Once. Please?
RORY: No! It looks like a raccoon died on your head.
GREG: You are no fun.
RORY: I'm turning off the mic now. Bye, people!
GREG: Fine. Bye everyo-
*click*
GREG: It's Greg.
RORY: ...as I was saying, this is Rory and Greg, and we're here on the first night of new workshops and cabin-ness to bring you all the news that's fit to hear, and then some. Because this is Fandom.
GREG: Dirty?
RORY: Undoubtedly, there'll be dirtiness somewhere in here.
Workshops, where people learned things. Probably
RORY: Okay, so in Lying, we talked about what we want out of class -
GREG: To lie with each other?
RORY: See, dirty. And no. Not like that. And we took personality tests. I'm INFJ.
GREG: I've taken that before! I'm ENFJ. You and I are like, the same, except I'm not repressed and uptight and no fun.
RORY: Shut up! You're just more obnoxious. Parker and Jarod roleplayed - probably not dirty, because it's in class and you can't do that in school because it's wrong, and then Parker stayed after to chat up her boyfriend.
GREG: 'Kay, and in Earth Music - as opposed to what, Mars music?
RORY: There are people from other galaxies here, you know.
GREG: Are you one of them?
RORY: ...no.
GREG: Then shh. Anyway, they said hi and played instruments and talked about why music was created. Ooh, deep.
RORY: Whatever, in Retail 101 - okay, wait, we have a class on retail?
GREG: Is there something wrong with that, Snooty McSnobsalot?
RORY: Okay, seriously, is that the best you have?
GREG: No, I'm going easy on you. Anyway, they all made with the introductions and then they broke into pairs and roleplayed and hooray for dirty!
RORY: Not dirty! No dirty in schoo -
GREG: Dirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirtydirty!
RORY: ...how old are you?
GREG: Sixteen. How old are you?
RORY: Seventeen, and I'm not your babysitter. In Arts and Crafts, people made dioramas, which they displayed, and then they started to scrapbook and I swear to God, if you say it I will thwap you.
GREG: Say what?
RORY: You know what.
GREG: I'm...sorry, what?
RORY: ...dirty.
GREG: Rory, really. Get your mind out of the gutter. It seems Hermione stayed after class to talk to Dean Tick - which kind of sounds like a made-up name, huh - and are you going to read into that, too?
RORY: *sound of headdesking*
GREG: Ahem. Anyway, in Cooking and Baking, we made brownies and Cally gave Piper a note. Ooh! Was it one of those "Do you like me? Check 'yes' or 'no'" notes? That'd be so cute. And and and Bel was all "grr, glarey time!" at Piper, and Alanna's killed people with oatmeal and that is so cool in a scary way and also some people did really well, like Isabel who is my girlfriend and hi honey!
RORY: ...breathe. Seriously. Just...be quiet for a minute.
GREG: Okay. For a minute.
Cabins and dorms and things like that
RORY: Good. Okay, so in the Squirrel living room, Pippi and Demyx decided to go to Disneyland this weekend, and Pip also showed up. Elsewhere, Phoebe and Bel woke up together, as they so often do, and then Tempe had lunch alone, while Willow and Peter had it together. Also, -
GREG: Rory?
RORY: - Blair asked his fishies if he snored, and Pippi played with her monkey, not dirty mostly because girls don't have anatomy nicknamed that -
GREG: Rory? RoryRoryRoryRoryRoryRo -
RORY: What?
GREG: It's been a minute.
RORY: ...
GREG: Okay, so Jack was all sleepy and Isabel - hi Isabel! - stopped by to wake him up and chat. And Z was in her alcove in Pangolin, while Cam was in his talking to Molly about his Lying workshop and Jack, and Rory, do you think he lay with Jack in class?
RORY: I was there, and the word you're looking for is "lied," not "lay." Not. Dirty.
GREG: Whatever. Ivanova made a campfire, and was joined there by Maia sat in her lap. Oooh.
RORY: Stop being gross. Anyway, Bel welcomed her back, and Pippi talked to Ivanova about said being back-ness, and to Al about baked goods and to Joxer about being tongue tied.
GREG: Dirty?
RORY: I'm really not sure if I want to know. In any case, Piper welcomed Ivanova back as well, and Al had brownies for everyone.
GREG: And Veronica welcomed Ivanova back, chatted with Piper and Archie, and snapped at Bel for the radio on Friday...why?
RORY: Um, for the insinuations about her and Archie?
GREG: So? Aren't they dating or something?
RORY: Well, yeah. For awhile now. But still, no one deserves to have their sex life discussed ad nauseum on the radio.
GREG: Spoken like someone who's single.
RORY: ANYWAY, Pip introduced V to his kitty, and again with that not being dirty because the anatomy is wrong for that terminology, so don't even try it, Greg, and challenged Ivanova to call him "Professor."
GREG: That makes no sense.
RORY: I actually agree with you. Anyway, Joxer spazzed out and fell into the campfire - oh my God, is he okay?
GREG: I thought you were smart and like, read and stuff.
RORY: ...what?
GREG: Check that sentence again.
RORY: ...oh. Sorry. He tripped near the campfire.
GREG: Yeah. Good luck getting into college with that reading comprehension. Over at Pot-Bellied Pig, Parker welcomed Zero back, and dammit, how do I keep missing her? She managed to say hi to everyone else, though, like Cally and Nadia and her boyfriend who is my roommate who is not a girl in drag!
RORY: People aren't stupid, you know.
GREG: No idea what you mean.
RORY: You, John and Peter make ugly girls.
GREG: That is very mean. And confusing as I don't know what you're talking about. Apropos of nothing, Nadia welcomed Cally to the fifth floor.
RORY: Over at the Pangolin campfire, half the school was there. I just came from there, actually. Parker asked a bit about the show, and told Anders about workshops. Zero, who is BACK, YAY, was all excited for the towel scene. There's a scene with that cute guy in a towel, and I'm here?
GREG: I know, I'm really torn up about it too.
RORY: Shut up.
GREG: No! Anders wanted to cut corners off the screen, and then he and Conner made with the macking. Sam the girl asked about aliens, made up a soundtrack with Parker, and discussed baseball with Anders.
RORY: Okay, and Bridge and I talked about the show and how it's not that old, really, and Parker showed me pictures.
GREG: Dir -
RORY: CAN IT. Also, Anders gave me coffee. ...what, why are you raising your hand?
GREG: Can I talk now?
RORY: Fine.
GREG: Seras talked to Parker about workshops, and to Bridge about Sex Ed. Then she met Miss Stick-Up-Her-Ass over here -
RORY: HEY!
GREG: - and talked sports with Anders. Tim rambled on by, and Jaye talked to Pasty O'Needs-to-Get-Some and Bridge and Tim, who defeated the Energizer Bunny, or something.
RORY: Will you stop with the names, please? They're rude and uncalled for.
GREG: I'll point out that you're responding to them and I never gave any indication that I'm talking about you.
RORY: ...grrr. Jaye talked to Parker, and Tim asked Xander about Scoobying, which was also the topic of conversation for Bridgey and Xander. And Parker was grinning evilly at Xander. That can't bode well.
GREG: Maybe she has incriminating pictures of him dressed as a chipmunk or something.
RORY: ...how does your brain work?
GREG: The same way yours does.
RORY: No, not at all the same. Tim met Z, who was told by Bridgey that the future is portrayed incorrectly. Do they still have towels? That's apparently all that's important.
GREG: Z met the pink-haired girl, and chatted with Jaye and Conner. English Peter also met Zero, found out that Tim didn't lose his job, and he heard about the future from Bridge.
RORY: Meanwhile, Walter wandered over and over at the Koala campfire, Jude and Sakurazaki kissed. Awwwww!
GREG: Awwwwww!
RORY: What, no lewd comments?
GREG: No, they're cute.
Town, where stuff happened! Presumably
RORY: This morning, V and Marty caught up, and Sawyer stopped in at Luke's to talk to Tim, as did Sakurazaki. And Veronica went to Mr. Giles' shop, and town hall's open.
GREG: Ivanova went in to All and Sundries to say hi to Edmund, the Doctor met Lizzy, and Veronica got stuff for s'mores. The Doctor? That's his name?
RORY: Yeah, I think it's kind of like Madonna or Cher.
GREG: Maybe I'll just call him Cher then.
RORY: *sigh* In Cafe Fina, Walter and Alfred chatted about Walter's mission, and Pippi got food.
GREG: In Caritas, Jack and Jarod talked about Parker and class, and Daisy met Jarod and talked to Clark, who got a drink. Oh, and Creepy Guy talked to Jarod about how he and Crazy Hooker were unhappy with radio. Why?
RORY: Because Cedric said they're married, probably.
GREG: ...aren't they?
RORY: ...I don't think so. In the clinic, Tyler met with Dr. Pevensie, and Dr. Cox had his first shift. And Granny ironed her hat.
GREG: And I think that's it, don't you, sugar muffin?
RORY: ...what did you just call me?
GREG: I find that disgusting affectionate names are more irritating than insults most times. What do you think?
RORY: I'm telling Isabel you said that.
GREG: She can hear, my widdle punkin darling.
RORY: Please just stop talking.
GREG: Say my hair is awesome.
RORY: ...no!
GREG: You know it is. Just say it. Once. Please?
RORY: No! It looks like a raccoon died on your head.
GREG: You are no fun.
RORY: I'm turning off the mic now. Bye, people!
GREG: Fine. Bye everyo-
*click*