WTFH Radio - Saturday, September 4, 2010
Good evening, Fandom. This is Ashley Magnus who was coerced by the squirrels to come in and try out for radio again. And I even have a few extra hands tonight to help me with the notes. You guys don't talk, right?
*a few seconds of silence and then a snap*
Okay, then, so you can just hold the pages up for me.
School
Blackagar had some helping hands in the library today. Which was good since Medusalith showed up while he was shelving books to share her excitement over the disembodied hands. They are pretty cool. I just hope they don't end up attacking or something.
*sound of a pencil writing on paper*
Uh, okay, the hands assure me they aren't evil. Good to know
Dorms
Looks like the hands were everywhere today. Bruce found two left hands in the fifth floor common room. One was giving high fives and the other was watching television. I'm not sure I want to know how you guys watch television since you don't have eyes. Alex and Bruce weren't really fazed by the hands which means they probably didn't just get here last week. Cara complained that the hands stole from her room and told Alex about all the places she had seen them this morning. Ariel tried to get the hands to help her cook but ended up with Bruce helping make oatmeal and they talked about how they usually have help from butlers and crabs. I'm not exactly sure what they mean by crabs. Cara wasn't sure why Ariel would trust the hands to cook since they presumably can't eat. Roy must be new since he was weirded out by the hands. Bruce assured him that they had been around all morning.
Azula and Jono were testing his abilities with fire down in the gym. Hope you guys took the proper safety precautions! In other potential fire hazards, Scully was teaching Alexander how to cook in the second floor common room. Thanks to a few helping hands, they made pasta and sauce. Tara also had some cooking assistance from our five-fingered visitors in the second floor common room this evening. Guess that means Scully and Alexander didn't burn it down. Medusalith had a hand hitching a ride on her shoulder and asked if Tara's pasta was vegetarian. It was, so she shared some. Maladicta talked to Tara about cooking but seemed to have an aversion to the garlic bread, as she explained to Medusalith, who claims there isn't garlic in Germany. I don't know what Germany you've been to, but I'm pretty sure they do have garlic there. Kennedy hoped there was enough spaghetti. Tara assured her there was, despite Sookie joking that she was going to eat it all. Maladicta told Kennedy that she didn't eat any, though she wouldn't explain why. Kennedy also drooled over Medusalith's hair. Not literally, I hope. Sookie wanted to make sure she wasn't hallucinating the hands and got to hear about Medusalith's excitement over having help with her hair. Maladicta and Tara both agreed with Sookie that at least the hands are a good and helpful kind of weird.
*rustling papers*
As I can also attest. Not sure if Kate would agree, since she got woken up by one of the hands knocking on her door. Of course, she ended up getting breakfast delivered by Bod, who later whisked her away to some mysterious destination. Aw. Quinn got orange juice and hair assistance from the hands before a visit from Wesley. Dolph spent some time using his phone internet to catch up on stuff. Great attention to detail there, squirrels. Zack wrote a letter and then Ino tried to help him write a better letter when she got back from shopping. Momoko and Spock had a quiet afternoon in their room. She watched TV and he worked on something.
Town
One of the hands swiped Ellie's phone at The Arms Hotel. Stealing isn't very nice, guys. Farnsworth got attacked by a VICIOUS PANDA at Turtle and Canary while grocery shopping. I'm somehow doubting that the panda was actually vicious based on the squirrely snickering going on here. Shunsui and Jane Smith had a dinner date at Sushi Station. Roy worked at Cabot and Associates. Jaina got flowers. Aw. Angua had some hands helping out around her apartment. Some lucky folks got invitations to Jan's third birthday party. Anyone have any idea what to buy a three year old? Give me a call if you do! Over at the clinic, Millie put the hands to work putting away supplies and Jaina got a drink from one of the hands at Caritas when she found out Tino wasn't coming in.
And now my new friends are out of pages of notes so I guess that means I'm done. Hope you have a great night, Fandom. And vote for me to bring you the news every week!
*a few seconds of silence and then a snap*
Okay, then, so you can just hold the pages up for me.
School
Blackagar had some helping hands in the library today. Which was good since Medusalith showed up while he was shelving books to share her excitement over the disembodied hands. They are pretty cool. I just hope they don't end up attacking or something.
*sound of a pencil writing on paper*
Uh, okay, the hands assure me they aren't evil. Good to know
Dorms
Looks like the hands were everywhere today. Bruce found two left hands in the fifth floor common room. One was giving high fives and the other was watching television. I'm not sure I want to know how you guys watch television since you don't have eyes. Alex and Bruce weren't really fazed by the hands which means they probably didn't just get here last week. Cara complained that the hands stole from her room and told Alex about all the places she had seen them this morning. Ariel tried to get the hands to help her cook but ended up with Bruce helping make oatmeal and they talked about how they usually have help from butlers and crabs. I'm not exactly sure what they mean by crabs. Cara wasn't sure why Ariel would trust the hands to cook since they presumably can't eat. Roy must be new since he was weirded out by the hands. Bruce assured him that they had been around all morning.
Azula and Jono were testing his abilities with fire down in the gym. Hope you guys took the proper safety precautions! In other potential fire hazards, Scully was teaching Alexander how to cook in the second floor common room. Thanks to a few helping hands, they made pasta and sauce. Tara also had some cooking assistance from our five-fingered visitors in the second floor common room this evening. Guess that means Scully and Alexander didn't burn it down. Medusalith had a hand hitching a ride on her shoulder and asked if Tara's pasta was vegetarian. It was, so she shared some. Maladicta talked to Tara about cooking but seemed to have an aversion to the garlic bread, as she explained to Medusalith, who claims there isn't garlic in Germany. I don't know what Germany you've been to, but I'm pretty sure they do have garlic there. Kennedy hoped there was enough spaghetti. Tara assured her there was, despite Sookie joking that she was going to eat it all. Maladicta told Kennedy that she didn't eat any, though she wouldn't explain why. Kennedy also drooled over Medusalith's hair. Not literally, I hope. Sookie wanted to make sure she wasn't hallucinating the hands and got to hear about Medusalith's excitement over having help with her hair. Maladicta and Tara both agreed with Sookie that at least the hands are a good and helpful kind of weird.
*rustling papers*
As I can also attest. Not sure if Kate would agree, since she got woken up by one of the hands knocking on her door. Of course, she ended up getting breakfast delivered by Bod, who later whisked her away to some mysterious destination. Aw. Quinn got orange juice and hair assistance from the hands before a visit from Wesley. Dolph spent some time using his phone internet to catch up on stuff. Great attention to detail there, squirrels. Zack wrote a letter and then Ino tried to help him write a better letter when she got back from shopping. Momoko and Spock had a quiet afternoon in their room. She watched TV and he worked on something.
Town
One of the hands swiped Ellie's phone at The Arms Hotel. Stealing isn't very nice, guys. Farnsworth got attacked by a VICIOUS PANDA at Turtle and Canary while grocery shopping. I'm somehow doubting that the panda was actually vicious based on the squirrely snickering going on here. Shunsui and Jane Smith had a dinner date at Sushi Station. Roy worked at Cabot and Associates. Jaina got flowers. Aw. Angua had some hands helping out around her apartment. Some lucky folks got invitations to Jan's third birthday party. Anyone have any idea what to buy a three year old? Give me a call if you do! Over at the clinic, Millie put the hands to work putting away supplies and Jaina got a drink from one of the hands at Caritas when she found out Tino wasn't coming in.
And now my new friends are out of pages of notes so I guess that means I'm done. Hope you have a great night, Fandom. And vote for me to bring you the news every week!