Fandom Radio, Monday, May 29, 2006
"Hi, hi, hi, guys, this is Greg on behalf of ALL the Stickbugs - who, as we all know, are the best cabin. But tonight, I'm in a really good mood, so everyone gets to be shown in a good light. Even Meerkats, who are forces of evil who, I've heard, really like cheesecake. You know. In that way. Except Isabel, eeeeee.
Workshoppiness!
We started off the day with Clockwork, where students designed what their clocks will look like.
Meanwhile, in Baking, poor Willow found out she's not getting graded. Uh...that's sad, yeah.
In Arts and Crafts, people got lei'd, which, again, sounds really dirty. What is it about this workshop with random dirtiness? At least students did manage to be kinda not lewd-sounding inasmuch as they also did some scrapbooking.
And Image spent the day at the spa, which either sounds really relaxing or really useless, or both, but don't think I'm unmanly for it. Nothing too feminine about having really good hair, people. Just reminding you.
In the Dining Hall, Nadia and Walter made plans to go to the beach - hmm - and Tampa also had lunch.
Over in the library, Tyler met Hermione, Meerkat girls did EVIL, EVIL RESEARCH, and Elizabeth met Tyler.
Cabinness!
Dean called his dad, and Jaye called her friend.
Also, it's John's birthday. Happy birthday, fellow Stickbug dude! May all your birthdays be stickbuggy and may your girlfriend not kill me!
So, Buffy was taking pictures, and Dawn talked about boys. And then Jaye explained random email to Buffy. Elsewhere, Parker and Jack talked, and Parker talked to Elizabeth.
James got trapped in one of those dirty German sex toys that I read about last week. Poor James. Here's hoping no one, uh, uses him.
And in other news, it seems Jack's headed off-island for a few. He got Cedric to watch his plant, and said bye to Isabel. Hi, Isabel! Hi!
At the Koala campfire, there was a discussion of cheer and clothes.
...
KEEP THE SKIRTS, YES?
Um. Sorry. Minor moment of panic there. Buffy and Veronica talked about boys and tolerance, and then Veronica and Bel talked about how they like their coffee. Personally, I like my coffee like I like my women: with a spoon in them really strong, and really good at keeping me pleasantly alert.
Lana and Bel discussed workshops, Buffy and Lana talked cheerleading - YAY CHEERLEADERS YAY - and Veronica and Lana talked about the pranking. Oh, is there a prankwar afoot? I wouldn't know, being the upstanding citizen I am, and all.
Rory got a phone call from Angela, Parker had a date with Jarod at the docks - hmm - and Sa...that one girl and Jude talked while she was hanging out in a tree. Hmm. Then she chatted with Ranma in a language that isn't English or Spanish or Norwegian, so I don't have any idea what they said.
Jack headed out, and Molly demanded entertainment of Cam. And Willow wrote something on her computer, though I have no idea what. I totally just decided she's writing a story about twig-like insects that totally own a bunch of prairie dog-like creatures. It would be the best story ever.
So, apparently, there's a lot of kissing in with the Seawhores, and no one told me. Braidyman and Jaye did shots, and then with Dean, there was a discussion of his " weapon." Oh, and according to this, he has two, or possibly just one and it's blue.
I really hope I'm misreading these.
Sam the girl wandered in, and impressed Dean with her mad cooking skillz. And there was excitement over her baked goods. Dirty?
Dean learned about same-sex kissing, and talked to Alec about it. Alec then went over his options with Jaye, who talked to Cedric.
Rory talked about kissing with Jaye, and then proceeded to try to steal booze from he whose "weapon" I know more about than I ever wanted to.
Apparently, this was Buffy's first kissing event - THESE ARE EVENTS? - just in time to see Rory get her mack on with Jaye, and Alec kissing both Cedric and Dean.
Man, you people are kind of slutty. No offense, because I'm at least in favor of the girls.
Meanwhile, in the gym, Bel sparred with English Peter, Bel and Tyler talked about pranking - how immature of both of you. So disappointed, guys - Peter offered to teach Tyler to use a sword, and Alanna and Walter beat up on the punching bag.
Over at the Snake campfire, Tim met Joxer and Parker and Kaylee. And freaking everyone was flirty and dirty.
And over at the Squirrel campfire, Nadia, Pippi and Walter hung out.
Towniness
First of all, in the clinic we had Granny cooking and Trevor reading.
Anyways, Wonka's is going to keep new hours, Tim opened Luke's, and Lana opened the bookstore. Town Hall was open, and the troopers got a delivery from Wonka's. Jamie spent a day at the theater, Macbeth was...swept away...and that one place was open. I can't pronounce it. Make up your own names.
Also, Willow stopped in at Weasley's, and nothing seemed to happen in Caritas. How sad. Maybe everyone was off in an orgy or something.
And on that note, I'm all out of news, guys. Happy kissing or whatever, and remember that Stickbugs rule, as does girlkissing. Night!"
Workshoppiness!
We started off the day with Clockwork, where students designed what their clocks will look like.
Meanwhile, in Baking, poor Willow found out she's not getting graded. Uh...that's sad, yeah.
In Arts and Crafts, people got lei'd, which, again, sounds really dirty. What is it about this workshop with random dirtiness? At least students did manage to be kinda not lewd-sounding inasmuch as they also did some scrapbooking.
And Image spent the day at the spa, which either sounds really relaxing or really useless, or both, but don't think I'm unmanly for it. Nothing too feminine about having really good hair, people. Just reminding you.
In the Dining Hall, Nadia and Walter made plans to go to the beach - hmm - and Tampa also had lunch.
Over in the library, Tyler met Hermione, Meerkat girls did EVIL, EVIL RESEARCH, and Elizabeth met Tyler.
Cabinness!
Dean called his dad, and Jaye called her friend.
Also, it's John's birthday. Happy birthday, fellow Stickbug dude! May all your birthdays be stickbuggy and may your girlfriend not kill me!
So, Buffy was taking pictures, and Dawn talked about boys. And then Jaye explained random email to Buffy. Elsewhere, Parker and Jack talked, and Parker talked to Elizabeth.
James got trapped in one of those dirty German sex toys that I read about last week. Poor James. Here's hoping no one, uh, uses him.
And in other news, it seems Jack's headed off-island for a few. He got Cedric to watch his plant, and said bye to Isabel. Hi, Isabel! Hi!
At the Koala campfire, there was a discussion of cheer and clothes.
...
KEEP THE SKIRTS, YES?
Um. Sorry. Minor moment of panic there. Buffy and Veronica talked about boys and tolerance, and then Veronica and Bel talked about how they like their coffee. Personally, I like my coffee like I like my women: with a spoon in them really strong, and really good at keeping me pleasantly alert.
Lana and Bel discussed workshops, Buffy and Lana talked cheerleading - YAY CHEERLEADERS YAY - and Veronica and Lana talked about the pranking. Oh, is there a prankwar afoot? I wouldn't know, being the upstanding citizen I am, and all.
Rory got a phone call from Angela, Parker had a date with Jarod at the docks - hmm - and Sa...that one girl and Jude talked while she was hanging out in a tree. Hmm. Then she chatted with Ranma in a language that isn't English or Spanish or Norwegian, so I don't have any idea what they said.
Jack headed out, and Molly demanded entertainment of Cam. And Willow wrote something on her computer, though I have no idea what. I totally just decided she's writing a story about twig-like insects that totally own a bunch of prairie dog-like creatures. It would be the best story ever.
So, apparently, there's a lot of kissing in with the Seawhores, and no one told me. Braidyman and Jaye did shots, and then with Dean, there was a discussion of his " weapon." Oh, and according to this, he has two, or possibly just one and it's blue.
I really hope I'm misreading these.
Sam the girl wandered in, and impressed Dean with her mad cooking skillz. And there was excitement over her baked goods. Dirty?
Dean learned about same-sex kissing, and talked to Alec about it. Alec then went over his options with Jaye, who talked to Cedric.
Rory talked about kissing with Jaye, and then proceeded to try to steal booze from he whose "weapon" I know more about than I ever wanted to.
Apparently, this was Buffy's first kissing event - THESE ARE EVENTS? - just in time to see Rory get her mack on with Jaye, and Alec kissing both Cedric and Dean.
Man, you people are kind of slutty. No offense, because I'm at least in favor of the girls.
Meanwhile, in the gym, Bel sparred with English Peter, Bel and Tyler talked about pranking - how immature of both of you. So disappointed, guys - Peter offered to teach Tyler to use a sword, and Alanna and Walter beat up on the punching bag.
Over at the Snake campfire, Tim met Joxer and Parker and Kaylee. And freaking everyone was flirty and dirty.
And over at the Squirrel campfire, Nadia, Pippi and Walter hung out.
Towniness
First of all, in the clinic we had Granny cooking and Trevor reading.
Anyways, Wonka's is going to keep new hours, Tim opened Luke's, and Lana opened the bookstore. Town Hall was open, and the troopers got a delivery from Wonka's. Jamie spent a day at the theater, Macbeth was...swept away...and that one place was open. I can't pronounce it. Make up your own names.
Also, Willow stopped in at Weasley's, and nothing seemed to happen in Caritas. How sad. Maybe everyone was off in an orgy or something.
And on that note, I'm all out of news, guys. Happy kissing or whatever, and remember that Stickbugs rule, as does girlkissing. Night!"