Fandom Radio, Monday, November 16
Sam: You know, I appreciate the gesture, but don't you have a job to get back to?
Dean: Dude, if I leave now, I'd get like an hour or so away and have to stop for the night anyway. I'll leave after I get some sleep.
Sam: So go get some sleep then. You don't have to follow me all night, I promise.
Dean: And miss meeting your new radio partner? Yeah, right.
Sam: ...Fine. Just don't mention the fight, or anything else, okay?
Andy: Hey Sam! You made it! I wasn't sure you were going- why do you have a black eye?
Dean: Don't ask me. I'm not allowed to mention it. I'm Dean, by the way.
Andy: Sam's brother Dean? Wow, cool. Awesome to meet you. I'm Andy.
Sam: Andy, hey, I wasn't sure if you'd be here already. We just got back into town and...judging from the light, we're already on, aren't we?
Andy: Yeah. I'm not even sure there is an off switch to this thing.
Sam: Do you mind if Dean sticks around while we do this? He's doing the stalkery big brother thing for one more night.
Dean: You'd think he was about to take out a restraining order on me or something.
Andy: No, man. That's cool. I mean, this used to be your job, didn't it?
Dean: It did. Little piece of advice. Never bet you can out drink a squirrel.
Sam: Yeah, that's not really an issue we have a lot anymore. I think I'll take these before the squirrels decide to change that.
School Report
Sam: Let's see if I've fallen out of practice in a week here. The Applied Science class made gunpowder today, hopefully very, very carefully.
Dean: Let me guess, Tyler's teaching it?
Sam: Of course. It's a good class though, they haven't hurt anyone yet as far as I know. Hubris from Revelation had an easy day, and watched a movie about Hinduism. Tahiri and Raven talked quietly about their weekend instead, and Ben and Tahiri floated snack food at each other. Leto came by to tell Lady Ghanima that Kate wouldn't be in class, and Merlin was happy to report that he's a human again, and apologized for missing class last week. I'm going to have to seriously apologize next week. I've never missed two classes of something before.
Dean: I'm sure the Principal will write you a note.
Sam: I...hadn't thought about that. But you might be right, I'll have to ask. The Physical Films class had a quiet day of meditiation today, although it was more like a quiet day of trying not to fall asleep, and Care for Magical Creatures talked about elves, particularly what kind of backstory the students would have if they were elves themselves.
Andy: Are there any students who are elves?
Sam: I don't know if there are any in that class, although that would certainly have made the assignment easier. Sex Ed had a movie day as well, watching a film about lesbians and workplace discrimination, sort of. And the Fencing Club met and finally started working with actual blades under the careful guidance of Edmund and Mr. Algren.
Constable Fraser was working on vegetable-related paperwork in his office. I suppose that stuff has to get recorded and dealt with somehow. And Tyler was in his office with Tony-who's-a-pony when he went back to just being Tony.
Dean: That almost sounds like some surreal dirty limerick.
Dorm Report
Andy: Over in the dorms, Layla spent her day starting flame wars on the internet.
Dean: Well, that's better than hearing about how a certain angel is starting flamewars on the internet.
Andy: You mean Castiel? Really?
Dean: Unless there's another angel in town starting flamewars on the internet. Which, given this place, I wouldn't entirely rule out.
Andy: Well maybe they're like righteous, holy flamewars of smiting?
Dean: *snorts* Not hardly. They're flamewars over bad fanfic.
Sam: He means well though, I think.
Dean: He's reading fanfic about you and me, Sammy. Means well or not, that's just creepy.
Andy: Okay... Moving along... Beka turned human again in George's bed and even though she had covers to hide under, George was slow to get her clothes.
Dean: Understandable. I mean, a naked girl in your bed can be... distracting.
Andy: Alex Karev was being tortured by Christmas music, but couldn't get up to actually turn it off. Y'know this is another example of shoddy squirrel reporting. Why couldn't he get up to turn it off?
Dean: Maybe he'd been tied to the bed by a naked girl.
Andy: I suppose anything is possible. Raven meditated until Rumor Gal came on.
Dean: Was she naked?
Andy: I'm pretty sure even the squirrels would have noticed if she was and said something.
Dean: Too bad. Would've made the whole meditating thing a lot more interesting.
Sam: You can meditate with clothes on, you know.
Dean: Yeah, but it's a lot more interesting of a story if there's nakedness involved.
Andy: Okay, I can't argue with that. Jono was still dealing with a Jean-bird in his room. Until he wasn't and was instead dealing with a naked human Jean.
Dean: Awkward! Also, this broadcast has a lot of naked girls. I approve.
Sam: And that's what really matters, isn't it?
Andy: Didi was more concerned about Jono's dropped guitar than over Jono staring at naked Jean. *pause*
Dean: What?
Andy: Nothing. But you've had comments on everything else I said. Just thought I'd give you a chance to say something here before continuing.
Dean: Nah, I'm good. But thanks.
Andy: Any time. Jaina was hard at work in her room when she got a visit from Ben asking if she used her birthday present. She then told him about her breakup.
Dean: Awww, she and John of the funny hair broke up? That's a shame. They were kinda cute together.
Andy: Did you want to read some of these, Dean?
Dean: Heh, the fact that this squirrel is handing me a page of notes seems to indicate I should answer yes.
Down in the salle this morning, Arthur was fencing and Merlin was hanging out watching him fence.
Andy: Kinda like performance art in a way.
Sam: Regularly scheduled performance art even.
Dean: Or y'know, just being lazy. Dinah was pleased that Merlin wasn't a bird anymore. He told her Arthur took good care of him -- aww -- and that he ate some nummy rabbits. And I would totally snark on that if I hadn't eaten a few rabbits that were pretty damned tasty when I was a wolf.
Andy: You were a wolf?
Dean: Twice. Wasn't exactly something I'd repeat voluntarily, but okay it wasn't all awful. I mean you get some awesome senses when you're a wolf and you can twist into positions humans can't. I mean a human could never lick their own--
Sam: Dean! As your brother, I'm begging you not to finish that sentence.
Dean: What? You got a problem with me licking my own tail?
Sam: If you're talking about anything other than your actual tail, yes, I do.
Dean: You have a very dirty mind Sammy. And apparently experimented when you were a dog.
Sam: I did not! I--go back to the notes, no one wants to hear about this.
Dean: Also this morning, out on the deck, Jack Priest had a thermos of coffee and a novel. Alex called him a nerd for the book. Guess that would all depend on the book. They went on to discuss religion class and how Jack isn't very fond of it. I suppose a class on a whole bunch of religions would be kinda boring. But y'know, if it's the right religion, it's can be downright entertaining. I mean, if you study Vkandis, it's got all sorts of demon hunts and stuff in it. Pretty awesome.
Leda asked Jack about his home and said that in Bordertown time flows differently from the world outside. Yeah, it's not the only place, sweetheart. Though that sounds a lot more interesting than the cave I lost three years in.
Andy: You spent three years in a cave?
Dean: I spent one night in a cave. The cave, meanwhile, spent three years in the real world.
Sam: It sucked, a lot. Remind me to tell you about that sometime.
Andy: Will do. Sounds trippy. Up in the third floor common room, Chuck Bartowski was playing Super Smash Brothers and eating pizza.
Dean: Ah, the good life. Throw in a naked girl or two and you've got the perfect evening.
Andy: Your brother's kinda, ah, fixated Sam.
Sam: You get used to it, after a while. It's just how his brain works.
Town Report
Sam: Ender was playing with his new laptop at Stark Industries when Ben came by for their weekly meeting and asked how much longer tweaking the laptop will take.
Lacey was annoyed that someone messed with her digital cows at Luke's Diner, while Katina and Francine came in on a date. Oh, that--that's really sweet, you two.
Dean: Or hot. Depending.
Andy: Depending on what?
Dean: On how many clothes they have on.
Sam: They were in public! *sighs* Irulan was at the Imperial Brim, Alex was practicing with her wand at the Magic Box, and Dani was plotting against her family at the Gig when one of the horses jumped the fence and got loose. I'm not sure which one of those things is worse, really.
Oz was promoting International Tolerance Day at the Holiday Grove, which might have been a nice thing for Adrian to look into before he decided to chain-smoke at Caritas to annoy Tino. Luckily, Jack O'Neill had Tino's back, and pointed out how smoking is dangerous.
Andy: Depends on just what it is you're smoking, really.
Sam: Then it could be dangerous and a little fun too, I suppose.
Andy: You going to tell me how you got that shiner?
Sam: I kind of got into a fight while we were away this weekend. It's no big deal.
Dean: You should see the other guy.
Sam: He's not that hurt. I probably shouldn't have hit him as much as I did. It was a stupid fight.
Dean: What my brother means to say, Andy, is that they were asses and they got exactly what was coming to them. It'll be a while before they try to sucker punch someone again.
Andy: So you were, like, doing a good deed?
Sam: Yeah, I guess you could put it that way. Except instead of being excited about it, I'm sore and tired and ready to go to bed. We should go if you're going to head out in the morning.
Dean: Yeah. Should start heading back. If I take too long Alec will get restless and then I'll have to try and hunt him down instead of just meeting up with him.
Sam: Then I guess this is us saying good night. Good night!
Dean: Dude, if I leave now, I'd get like an hour or so away and have to stop for the night anyway. I'll leave after I get some sleep.
Sam: So go get some sleep then. You don't have to follow me all night, I promise.
Dean: And miss meeting your new radio partner? Yeah, right.
Sam: ...Fine. Just don't mention the fight, or anything else, okay?
Andy: Hey Sam! You made it! I wasn't sure you were going- why do you have a black eye?
Dean: Don't ask me. I'm not allowed to mention it. I'm Dean, by the way.
Andy: Sam's brother Dean? Wow, cool. Awesome to meet you. I'm Andy.
Sam: Andy, hey, I wasn't sure if you'd be here already. We just got back into town and...judging from the light, we're already on, aren't we?
Andy: Yeah. I'm not even sure there is an off switch to this thing.
Sam: Do you mind if Dean sticks around while we do this? He's doing the stalkery big brother thing for one more night.
Dean: You'd think he was about to take out a restraining order on me or something.
Andy: No, man. That's cool. I mean, this used to be your job, didn't it?
Dean: It did. Little piece of advice. Never bet you can out drink a squirrel.
Sam: Yeah, that's not really an issue we have a lot anymore. I think I'll take these before the squirrels decide to change that.
School Report
Sam: Let's see if I've fallen out of practice in a week here. The Applied Science class made gunpowder today, hopefully very, very carefully.
Dean: Let me guess, Tyler's teaching it?
Sam: Of course. It's a good class though, they haven't hurt anyone yet as far as I know. Hubris from Revelation had an easy day, and watched a movie about Hinduism. Tahiri and Raven talked quietly about their weekend instead, and Ben and Tahiri floated snack food at each other. Leto came by to tell Lady Ghanima that Kate wouldn't be in class, and Merlin was happy to report that he's a human again, and apologized for missing class last week. I'm going to have to seriously apologize next week. I've never missed two classes of something before.
Dean: I'm sure the Principal will write you a note.
Sam: I...hadn't thought about that. But you might be right, I'll have to ask. The Physical Films class had a quiet day of meditiation today, although it was more like a quiet day of trying not to fall asleep, and Care for Magical Creatures talked about elves, particularly what kind of backstory the students would have if they were elves themselves.
Andy: Are there any students who are elves?
Sam: I don't know if there are any in that class, although that would certainly have made the assignment easier. Sex Ed had a movie day as well, watching a film about lesbians and workplace discrimination, sort of. And the Fencing Club met and finally started working with actual blades under the careful guidance of Edmund and Mr. Algren.
Constable Fraser was working on vegetable-related paperwork in his office. I suppose that stuff has to get recorded and dealt with somehow. And Tyler was in his office with Tony-who's-a-pony when he went back to just being Tony.
Dean: That almost sounds like some surreal dirty limerick.
Dorm Report
Andy: Over in the dorms, Layla spent her day starting flame wars on the internet.
Dean: Well, that's better than hearing about how a certain angel is starting flamewars on the internet.
Andy: You mean Castiel? Really?
Dean: Unless there's another angel in town starting flamewars on the internet. Which, given this place, I wouldn't entirely rule out.
Andy: Well maybe they're like righteous, holy flamewars of smiting?
Dean: *snorts* Not hardly. They're flamewars over bad fanfic.
Sam: He means well though, I think.
Dean: He's reading fanfic about you and me, Sammy. Means well or not, that's just creepy.
Andy: Okay... Moving along... Beka turned human again in George's bed and even though she had covers to hide under, George was slow to get her clothes.
Dean: Understandable. I mean, a naked girl in your bed can be... distracting.
Andy: Alex Karev was being tortured by Christmas music, but couldn't get up to actually turn it off. Y'know this is another example of shoddy squirrel reporting. Why couldn't he get up to turn it off?
Dean: Maybe he'd been tied to the bed by a naked girl.
Andy: I suppose anything is possible. Raven meditated until Rumor Gal came on.
Dean: Was she naked?
Andy: I'm pretty sure even the squirrels would have noticed if she was and said something.
Dean: Too bad. Would've made the whole meditating thing a lot more interesting.
Sam: You can meditate with clothes on, you know.
Dean: Yeah, but it's a lot more interesting of a story if there's nakedness involved.
Andy: Okay, I can't argue with that. Jono was still dealing with a Jean-bird in his room. Until he wasn't and was instead dealing with a naked human Jean.
Dean: Awkward! Also, this broadcast has a lot of naked girls. I approve.
Sam: And that's what really matters, isn't it?
Andy: Didi was more concerned about Jono's dropped guitar than over Jono staring at naked Jean. *pause*
Dean: What?
Andy: Nothing. But you've had comments on everything else I said. Just thought I'd give you a chance to say something here before continuing.
Dean: Nah, I'm good. But thanks.
Andy: Any time. Jaina was hard at work in her room when she got a visit from Ben asking if she used her birthday present. She then told him about her breakup.
Dean: Awww, she and John of the funny hair broke up? That's a shame. They were kinda cute together.
Andy: Did you want to read some of these, Dean?
Dean: Heh, the fact that this squirrel is handing me a page of notes seems to indicate I should answer yes.
Down in the salle this morning, Arthur was fencing and Merlin was hanging out watching him fence.
Andy: Kinda like performance art in a way.
Sam: Regularly scheduled performance art even.
Dean: Or y'know, just being lazy. Dinah was pleased that Merlin wasn't a bird anymore. He told her Arthur took good care of him -- aww -- and that he ate some nummy rabbits. And I would totally snark on that if I hadn't eaten a few rabbits that were pretty damned tasty when I was a wolf.
Andy: You were a wolf?
Dean: Twice. Wasn't exactly something I'd repeat voluntarily, but okay it wasn't all awful. I mean you get some awesome senses when you're a wolf and you can twist into positions humans can't. I mean a human could never lick their own--
Sam: Dean! As your brother, I'm begging you not to finish that sentence.
Dean: What? You got a problem with me licking my own tail?
Sam: If you're talking about anything other than your actual tail, yes, I do.
Dean: You have a very dirty mind Sammy. And apparently experimented when you were a dog.
Sam: I did not! I--go back to the notes, no one wants to hear about this.
Dean: Also this morning, out on the deck, Jack Priest had a thermos of coffee and a novel. Alex called him a nerd for the book. Guess that would all depend on the book. They went on to discuss religion class and how Jack isn't very fond of it. I suppose a class on a whole bunch of religions would be kinda boring. But y'know, if it's the right religion, it's can be downright entertaining. I mean, if you study Vkandis, it's got all sorts of demon hunts and stuff in it. Pretty awesome.
Leda asked Jack about his home and said that in Bordertown time flows differently from the world outside. Yeah, it's not the only place, sweetheart. Though that sounds a lot more interesting than the cave I lost three years in.
Andy: You spent three years in a cave?
Dean: I spent one night in a cave. The cave, meanwhile, spent three years in the real world.
Sam: It sucked, a lot. Remind me to tell you about that sometime.
Andy: Will do. Sounds trippy. Up in the third floor common room, Chuck Bartowski was playing Super Smash Brothers and eating pizza.
Dean: Ah, the good life. Throw in a naked girl or two and you've got the perfect evening.
Andy: Your brother's kinda, ah, fixated Sam.
Sam: You get used to it, after a while. It's just how his brain works.
Town Report
Sam: Ender was playing with his new laptop at Stark Industries when Ben came by for their weekly meeting and asked how much longer tweaking the laptop will take.
Lacey was annoyed that someone messed with her digital cows at Luke's Diner, while Katina and Francine came in on a date. Oh, that--that's really sweet, you two.
Dean: Or hot. Depending.
Andy: Depending on what?
Dean: On how many clothes they have on.
Sam: They were in public! *sighs* Irulan was at the Imperial Brim, Alex was practicing with her wand at the Magic Box, and Dani was plotting against her family at the Gig when one of the horses jumped the fence and got loose. I'm not sure which one of those things is worse, really.
Oz was promoting International Tolerance Day at the Holiday Grove, which might have been a nice thing for Adrian to look into before he decided to chain-smoke at Caritas to annoy Tino. Luckily, Jack O'Neill had Tino's back, and pointed out how smoking is dangerous.
Andy: Depends on just what it is you're smoking, really.
Sam: Then it could be dangerous and a little fun too, I suppose.
Andy: You going to tell me how you got that shiner?
Sam: I kind of got into a fight while we were away this weekend. It's no big deal.
Dean: You should see the other guy.
Sam: He's not that hurt. I probably shouldn't have hit him as much as I did. It was a stupid fight.
Dean: What my brother means to say, Andy, is that they were asses and they got exactly what was coming to them. It'll be a while before they try to sucker punch someone again.
Andy: So you were, like, doing a good deed?
Sam: Yeah, I guess you could put it that way. Except instead of being excited about it, I'm sore and tired and ready to go to bed. We should go if you're going to head out in the morning.
Dean: Yeah. Should start heading back. If I take too long Alec will get restless and then I'll have to try and hunt him down instead of just meeting up with him.
Sam: Then I guess this is us saying good night. Good night!