Pirate Radio, Thursday, February 9
This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest o' life here in Fandom from the Crow's Nest II. Yes, it normally be not me night t' do the radio. We here at the radio like t' keep ye on yer toes.
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Gardenin' folks be lookin' at handouts, which be soundin' almost as excitin' as waitin' fer somethin' to grow, I be guessin'. I be a pirate. What be I knowin' about growin' things? In language classes today, Classics be havin' a quiz, 'n Foreign Lit be findin' a bard poem. I be guessin' those not be startin' "I once knew a wench from Tortuga..." Creature Languages be translatin' a nursery rhyme into Dragon, Rat, or Spider 'n Blair be givin' Molly a hat. It be a nice hat. Not as nice as mine, o' course, but a nice gesture all the same.
Professor Tick be tryin' t' get his Advanced Criminal Justice class t' pledge that he be gettin' some warnin' before they be tryin' t' kill themselves again. Some o' them be seemin' more sincere about the pledge than others. Then they all be watchin' an episode o' Crime 'n Punishment. I be wit' Angel--that mime be up t' no good.
Crichton 'n Bridge be runnin' Professor Logan's Music class today, where they be tryin' t' describe music from yer world in fifteen words. Let me try: Not enough shanties. Entirely more country than strictly necessary. 'n way too much Rob Thomas. Xander be stealin' Twinkies. Yes, we be seein' that.
Chemistry be balancin' equations. It be not sayin' what they be balancin' the equations on, though. General-type Physical Conditionin' be playin' basketball, History o' Medieval England be havin' an exam, and Sex Cultures be gettin' paired up t' research weddings. *shuffles papers* But be not actually gettin' married, which I be sure be a relief t' Han 'n Sawyer, who be paired up.
One class o' Speech be givin' speeches 'n the other one be gettin' blindfolded 'n walked into walls. *shuffles papers* Well, mayhap not, but if I were leadin' blindfolded people around, I'd be walkin' them into walls.
In Professor Gilmore-Danes' classes they be learnin' about civil litigation 'n interview techniques, and Professor Lyman's class be learnin' about their candidates' accomplishments. They also be learnin' that Professor Lyman be afraid o' mariachi bands. Aren't we all, though, really?
Thar be a lot o' movie-watchin' today. Jung be watchin' another Space Battles, Psych be watchin' Bleatin' o' the Bunnies, and Arthurian Legends be watchin' Mists o' Avalon.
Thar be food in the teachers' lounge, but most o' them seem t' be more interested in their office hours today. Professor Cregg be visited by Parker, Jack Harkness 'n Boone durin' her office hours. Piper be chattin' with Professor Gilmore-Danes durin' her office hours, and Cameron, Peter 'n Aeryn all be stoppin' by t' see Professor Skeeter. No one be turned into an animal, as far as I be knowin'. Crichton also be interviewin' Matey-wit'-the-Hat fer his music class.
In the cafeteria, Nadia 'n Boone apparently be failin' at flirtin' wit' each other. D'ye need some manner o' instructions on the ways o' wooin'? If ye do, I'd be sayin' not t' ask me about it. Blair be sad t' see someone else chattin' wit' Nadia, regardless, 'n Victor be tryin' t' cheer him up. It be Blair. I be guessin' this be not too hard t' do. Pip 'n Angel be eatin' lunch together, 'n until Pip be lightin' up I be not knowin' that the school be a smokin' buildin' aside from what might be comin' from the Chemistry lab or the Danger Room Shop. Pippi 'n Paige also be there, eatin' 'n chattin' about class.
Valentine's Day 'n things that be romance-related be quite the popular topic today. Vala 'n Cam be talkin' about it in the TA lounge, and Angela 'n Rory be talkin' relationships in the library. Angela also be sharin' the chocolates she be gettin' from Broots. Parker 'n Rory's conversation be headin' that direction, too--about relationships, though, not Broots--after beginnin' wit' a "Why Be Ye Not Appreciatin' Me Contributions t' the Study Group?" discussion that be not terribly polite. Aeryn be stoppin' by t' research other animals that Crichton might be turnin' into, and Jack Harkness be thar flirtin' wit' Parker.
In the clinic, Doctor Pen-somethin' be seein' Ivanova, and Alanna be stoppin' by t' work.
Roomin'
Everyone be invited t' Jack Harkness's birthday party next Monday. I'd say I'd be thar wit' bells on, but apparently Parker be already havin' that particular angle covered.
Speakin' o' gifts, in addition t' the chocolates I be mentionin' already, Angela also be gettin' flowers, Lyta be gettin' gloves, Xander be gettin' all manner o' Twinkie goodness, 'n Jaye be gettin' a thong. *shuffles papers* I be not askin'. I be not.
In the gym, Aeryn be apologizin' to Cam 'n teachin' Isabel how t' punch. Not at the same time, though. Later on Pip be teachin' Veronica how t' fight.
Marty 'n Sam be talkin' about wormholes. They be tiny 'n in the dirt. I be not sure what be so interestin' about them. Marty also be settin' up a romantic dinner fer Sam 'n Janet. Um. Why? Blair be comin' up wit' his own datin' plan. I'd be not askin' Marty fer advice, Blair. He be thinkin' that Sam 'n Janet be together! *shuffles papers* Unless they be together. I be not sure. Archie be gettin' advice from Rory about datin', then bein' all awkward wit' Jaye. Mayhap ye should ask Rory fer advice, Blair. Or out, even. She be single, too, after all!
Thar be a Game Night on Saturday Night in the fourth floor common room. Be markin' yer calendars.
Xander be not writin' a letter. Parker be, though. Veronica be talkin' to Phoebe about Belthazor, then be talkin' t' a weevil. *shuffles paper* I be havin' nothin' t' tell me who be turned into a weevil. It be not Janet, though. She be stoppin' by later.
Elizabeth be havin' strange dreams, as be Nadia. Kiki be workin' again, and Crichton 'n Aeryn be talkin'. Fer those o' ye keepin' track, Crichton be not-an-animal fer a whole day now. Congratulations t' ye, matey! Jaye be... slightly strange.
Revelin'
Alfred be givin' Walter a test, Callisto 'n Orlin be stoppin' by Harper's new place, and GOB's bird be hatin' him. I be knowin' what that be like. *angry squawking in the background* Shut up, Will.
Agatha be in a good mood when she be openin' her shop, Angela 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' about dates 'n parties at the Perk, and Cameron-who-be-havin'-a-death-wish be interviewin' Tex about her favorite music at Blood Gulch Arms.
Over at the new book store, which be havin' a name that be in Latin and thus I be callin' The Book Store because I be naught but a humble pirate, Giles be meetin' a very confused Paige, Orlin who be wantin' books, Walter who be wantin' to visit, and Alanna 'n Kiki.
At Jeff, God o' Biscuits, Tommy be talkin' wit' no one. Marty, who also be talkin' with no one, be pickin' up a mariachi band, courtesy o' Parker. Marty 'n Tommy then be talkin' t' each other, which be makin' sense, since they be not talkin' to anyone else earlier. Marty be strikin' out wit' Isabel, Jaye 'n a certain good lookin' pirate that I be knowin' be gettin' serenaded, and Jaye, who be talkin' to her purse, be settin' Marty up wit' Quinn.
Over at Empire Records, Sawyer be interviewin' Lucas about his favorite music, Paige be lookin' fer music from the 14th Century, and Marty be bringin' his bunch o' bards into the shop wit' him as well. Then, after a break fer some other supplies at All 'n Sundries, Marty 'n his band o' merry men be headin' t' Cafe Fina fer a dinner t' go. Not that the Gomez Brothers be invited fer dinner, though. That be rude.
Also at All 'n Sundries, Nadia be buyin' two liters o' glitter, heaven be helpin' us, and Pip be lookin' fer a recorder. If it be the musical instrument type, it be the only thing in the universe more annoyin' than the dulcet tones o' the banthabell.
Cafe Fina be lookin' fer additional people t' work there, and Walter be servin' Lucas dinner tonight. *shuffles paper* I be not knowin' why that be particularly interestin', but thar it be.
Phoebe be singin' a lot at Caritas tonight. She also be gossipin' wit' Paige about Bel. Who Phoebe may or may not be datin' again. Not that I be particularly interested either way, o' course. Artie be there, too, dancin', gettin' kissed by Phoebe,'n meetin' the new doc in town, who be lookin' a mite familiar.
Orlin 'n Agatha be out on a date, and GOB be givin' Becky a dove over at the Sin. Someone also be droppin' off pie fer a ninja who be workin' there, too. I be wonderin' who.
Ohhhh. And Darla be movin' in to the Sin. Aye, ye be hearin' that right. Batten down the hatches. I be predictin' stormy weather, even if she be tellin' Jarod she be innocent now when they be meetin' in the park.
That be all from the Crow's Nest II. Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat, and have a good night!
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Gardenin' folks be lookin' at handouts, which be soundin' almost as excitin' as waitin' fer somethin' to grow, I be guessin'. I be a pirate. What be I knowin' about growin' things? In language classes today, Classics be havin' a quiz, 'n Foreign Lit be findin' a bard poem. I be guessin' those not be startin' "I once knew a wench from Tortuga..." Creature Languages be translatin' a nursery rhyme into Dragon, Rat, or Spider 'n Blair be givin' Molly a hat. It be a nice hat. Not as nice as mine, o' course, but a nice gesture all the same.
Professor Tick be tryin' t' get his Advanced Criminal Justice class t' pledge that he be gettin' some warnin' before they be tryin' t' kill themselves again. Some o' them be seemin' more sincere about the pledge than others. Then they all be watchin' an episode o' Crime 'n Punishment. I be wit' Angel--that mime be up t' no good.
Crichton 'n Bridge be runnin' Professor Logan's Music class today, where they be tryin' t' describe music from yer world in fifteen words. Let me try: Not enough shanties. Entirely more country than strictly necessary. 'n way too much Rob Thomas. Xander be stealin' Twinkies. Yes, we be seein' that.
Chemistry be balancin' equations. It be not sayin' what they be balancin' the equations on, though. General-type Physical Conditionin' be playin' basketball, History o' Medieval England be havin' an exam, and Sex Cultures be gettin' paired up t' research weddings. *shuffles papers* But be not actually gettin' married, which I be sure be a relief t' Han 'n Sawyer, who be paired up.
One class o' Speech be givin' speeches 'n the other one be gettin' blindfolded 'n walked into walls. *shuffles papers* Well, mayhap not, but if I were leadin' blindfolded people around, I'd be walkin' them into walls.
In Professor Gilmore-Danes' classes they be learnin' about civil litigation 'n interview techniques, and Professor Lyman's class be learnin' about their candidates' accomplishments. They also be learnin' that Professor Lyman be afraid o' mariachi bands. Aren't we all, though, really?
Thar be a lot o' movie-watchin' today. Jung be watchin' another Space Battles, Psych be watchin' Bleatin' o' the Bunnies, and Arthurian Legends be watchin' Mists o' Avalon.
Thar be food in the teachers' lounge, but most o' them seem t' be more interested in their office hours today. Professor Cregg be visited by Parker, Jack Harkness 'n Boone durin' her office hours. Piper be chattin' with Professor Gilmore-Danes durin' her office hours, and Cameron, Peter 'n Aeryn all be stoppin' by t' see Professor Skeeter. No one be turned into an animal, as far as I be knowin'. Crichton also be interviewin' Matey-wit'-the-Hat fer his music class.
In the cafeteria, Nadia 'n Boone apparently be failin' at flirtin' wit' each other. D'ye need some manner o' instructions on the ways o' wooin'? If ye do, I'd be sayin' not t' ask me about it. Blair be sad t' see someone else chattin' wit' Nadia, regardless, 'n Victor be tryin' t' cheer him up. It be Blair. I be guessin' this be not too hard t' do. Pip 'n Angel be eatin' lunch together, 'n until Pip be lightin' up I be not knowin' that the school be a smokin' buildin' aside from what might be comin' from the Chemistry lab or the Danger Room Shop. Pippi 'n Paige also be there, eatin' 'n chattin' about class.
Valentine's Day 'n things that be romance-related be quite the popular topic today. Vala 'n Cam be talkin' about it in the TA lounge, and Angela 'n Rory be talkin' relationships in the library. Angela also be sharin' the chocolates she be gettin' from Broots. Parker 'n Rory's conversation be headin' that direction, too--about relationships, though, not Broots--after beginnin' wit' a "Why Be Ye Not Appreciatin' Me Contributions t' the Study Group?" discussion that be not terribly polite. Aeryn be stoppin' by t' research other animals that Crichton might be turnin' into, and Jack Harkness be thar flirtin' wit' Parker.
In the clinic, Doctor Pen-somethin' be seein' Ivanova, and Alanna be stoppin' by t' work.
Roomin'
Everyone be invited t' Jack Harkness's birthday party next Monday. I'd say I'd be thar wit' bells on, but apparently Parker be already havin' that particular angle covered.
Speakin' o' gifts, in addition t' the chocolates I be mentionin' already, Angela also be gettin' flowers, Lyta be gettin' gloves, Xander be gettin' all manner o' Twinkie goodness, 'n Jaye be gettin' a thong. *shuffles papers* I be not askin'. I be not.
In the gym, Aeryn be apologizin' to Cam 'n teachin' Isabel how t' punch. Not at the same time, though. Later on Pip be teachin' Veronica how t' fight.
Marty 'n Sam be talkin' about wormholes. They be tiny 'n in the dirt. I be not sure what be so interestin' about them. Marty also be settin' up a romantic dinner fer Sam 'n Janet. Um. Why? Blair be comin' up wit' his own datin' plan. I'd be not askin' Marty fer advice, Blair. He be thinkin' that Sam 'n Janet be together! *shuffles papers* Unless they be together. I be not sure. Archie be gettin' advice from Rory about datin', then bein' all awkward wit' Jaye. Mayhap ye should ask Rory fer advice, Blair. Or out, even. She be single, too, after all!
Thar be a Game Night on Saturday Night in the fourth floor common room. Be markin' yer calendars.
Xander be not writin' a letter. Parker be, though. Veronica be talkin' to Phoebe about Belthazor, then be talkin' t' a weevil. *shuffles paper* I be havin' nothin' t' tell me who be turned into a weevil. It be not Janet, though. She be stoppin' by later.
Elizabeth be havin' strange dreams, as be Nadia. Kiki be workin' again, and Crichton 'n Aeryn be talkin'. Fer those o' ye keepin' track, Crichton be not-an-animal fer a whole day now. Congratulations t' ye, matey! Jaye be... slightly strange.
Revelin'
Alfred be givin' Walter a test, Callisto 'n Orlin be stoppin' by Harper's new place, and GOB's bird be hatin' him. I be knowin' what that be like. *angry squawking in the background* Shut up, Will.
Agatha be in a good mood when she be openin' her shop, Angela 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' about dates 'n parties at the Perk, and Cameron-who-be-havin'-a-death-wish be interviewin' Tex about her favorite music at Blood Gulch Arms.
Over at the new book store, which be havin' a name that be in Latin and thus I be callin' The Book Store because I be naught but a humble pirate, Giles be meetin' a very confused Paige, Orlin who be wantin' books, Walter who be wantin' to visit, and Alanna 'n Kiki.
At Jeff, God o' Biscuits, Tommy be talkin' wit' no one. Marty, who also be talkin' with no one, be pickin' up a mariachi band, courtesy o' Parker. Marty 'n Tommy then be talkin' t' each other, which be makin' sense, since they be not talkin' to anyone else earlier. Marty be strikin' out wit' Isabel, Jaye 'n a certain good lookin' pirate that I be knowin' be gettin' serenaded, and Jaye, who be talkin' to her purse, be settin' Marty up wit' Quinn.
Over at Empire Records, Sawyer be interviewin' Lucas about his favorite music, Paige be lookin' fer music from the 14th Century, and Marty be bringin' his bunch o' bards into the shop wit' him as well. Then, after a break fer some other supplies at All 'n Sundries, Marty 'n his band o' merry men be headin' t' Cafe Fina fer a dinner t' go. Not that the Gomez Brothers be invited fer dinner, though. That be rude.
Also at All 'n Sundries, Nadia be buyin' two liters o' glitter, heaven be helpin' us, and Pip be lookin' fer a recorder. If it be the musical instrument type, it be the only thing in the universe more annoyin' than the dulcet tones o' the banthabell.
Cafe Fina be lookin' fer additional people t' work there, and Walter be servin' Lucas dinner tonight. *shuffles paper* I be not knowin' why that be particularly interestin', but thar it be.
Phoebe be singin' a lot at Caritas tonight. She also be gossipin' wit' Paige about Bel. Who Phoebe may or may not be datin' again. Not that I be particularly interested either way, o' course. Artie be there, too, dancin', gettin' kissed by Phoebe,'n meetin' the new doc in town, who be lookin' a mite familiar.
Orlin 'n Agatha be out on a date, and GOB be givin' Becky a dove over at the Sin. Someone also be droppin' off pie fer a ninja who be workin' there, too. I be wonderin' who.
Ohhhh. And Darla be movin' in to the Sin. Aye, ye be hearin' that right. Batten down the hatches. I be predictin' stormy weather, even if she be tellin' Jarod she be innocent now when they be meetin' in the park.
That be all from the Crow's Nest II. Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat, and have a good night!