A Cunning Plan...

[silent_robert]

::arrives outside the clinic with immorrisday::

::the two converse (i.e Jay talks a lot while Bob nods)::

::takes a deep breath, and walks inside::

::bites down on the Alka-Seltzer in his mouth, which therefore begins to foam and froth and spray::

::flails overdramatically::

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[immorrisday]

*runs into the clinc*

Hey my black man servant is having an attack out here! What's with you bitches? Get out here!

[courier_gavin]

OOC: Oh. my. god. *dies*

[courier_gavin]

[ooc: you ain't see nothing yet. assuming some clinic staff ever pay attention to the spazzing pudgy bastard.]

[2ls_in_oneill]

*Is staff*

What the hell's going on out here?

[OOC: JAY AND SILENT BOB!!! WOOT!]

[silent_robert]

::flails, and starts spraying foam on 2lsi_in_oneill::

::eyes Jay, hoping he'll start talking::

[2ls_in_oneill]

*Covered in foam*

You better hope you have rabies.

*Is completely unfazed by the sight after a week in the dorms*

And what's symptoms? Aside from the foam of course.

[immorrisday]

*looks at Bib and starts to cry overdramatically*

"What the fuck are you waiting for? Help him. I think he's got fucking lukemia, give him some weed."

[det_lbriscoe]

[OOC: TEARS!! TEARS are streaming down my face!!]

*Much applause is given*

[2ls_in_oneill]

[OOC: I had the exact same reaction when you arested Oatmanspatient in Study Hall. It was the best timing ever.]

[2ls_in_oneill]

[OOC: I saw what happened in study hall tiday and I just want to say that it was one of the best things ever. Honestly.]