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Clinic Evening Hours, Nov 19

Nov 19, 2005 20:29

*DEATH strolls into the clinic with a pile of official looking papers in his hands. He seems to be working on something. Periodically you notice what looks like a Victoria's Secret catalog at which DEATH scratches his head. Or skull.

His rubber duck seems to be absent.*

((OOC: DEATH!mun is heading to bed. Feel free to bleed all over the floor, ( Read more... )

sam carter, janet fraiser, susan sto helit, rory gilmore, death

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The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 03:50:17 UTC

DEATH is probably sitting behind the desk. If you don't see anyone, which is quite likely given who is manning the Clinic, please shout.

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:09:50 UTC

Susan comes into the clinic. She's wearing the blue gown she wore from the festival, but her hair has come out of it's careful knot and writhing like a pile of excited puppies. She looks tense and unhappy. "Grandfather?"

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:11:16 UTC

HELLO SUSAN. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:12:21 UTC

She shrugs. "Not too dreadful, I suppose." She eyes his choice of reading material. "What are you working on there?"

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:16:13 UTC

I AM WORKING ON A WAY TO MAKE SURE THAT THE DEAN HEARS OUR MESSAGE OF UNDEAD FASHION RIGHTS. THIS SCHOOL IS TEAMING WITH FASHION FASCISTS, INCLUDING THE DEAN. HE HAS BEEN UNABLE TO MAKE TIME FOR ME, AND I FEAR MY PICKET LINE HAS NOT HAD THE DESIRED EFFECT.

ACCORDING TO THIS... DEATH holds up a copy of Seventeen... MEN DO NOT THINK WELL WHEN CONFRONTED WITH LINGERIE AND CLEVAGE.

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:18:35 UTC

Susan's mouth hangs open for a long, long moment. "Fashion... fascists?" she says weakly. "Lingerie? Cleavage?" She shakes her head sharply and fold her arms. "And just how do you plan to use this information to your advantage?"

[[ooc: *dies and is dead*]]

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:23:29 UTC

I AM NOT SURE YET. ACCORDING TO THIS MAGAZINE, EVERY FASHIONABLE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT SHOULD KNOW HOW TO USE THIS TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.

*DEATH holds up his copy of Getting What You Want From Men*

THIS GOES INTO GREATER DETAIL. FASHION IS MORE THAN JUST SNAPPY CLOTHES, IT IS...*DEATH pauses, as if the words are unfamilar or contrived*...POISE AND PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPECTATION. I PLAN TO MASTER THIS BEFORE MY NEXT MEETING WITH THE DEAN.

*DEATH, if such a thing were possible, seems very confident and self-assured. Still, he lowers his Voice, which is a disturbing sensation indeed.*

I AM A LITTLE WORRIED, HOWEVER. I AM NOT SURE HOW TO CONTRIVE THE PROPER ANATOMY FOR THIS PURPOSE, OR HOW TO... WORK MY WILES? I MAY GO AND SPEAK TO SOME OF THE MORE EXPERIENCED LADIES IN TOWN REGARDING THIS TOMORROW.

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:27:35 UTC

Susan's mouth works as she tries to process this information and come up with a proper response. She sinks into one of the chairs and shakes her head. "Well. Er, good luck with that. The, um, anatomy thing, I mean. I'm sure it will all work out for the best." She nods and kicks her legs out in front of her, boots appearing from under the skirt. "I got a package from Aunt Keli the other day," she remarks casually.

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:31:31 UTC

REALLY?

*DEATH, if possible, seems slightly annoyed at the mention of the woman. He taps his fingers quietly against the desk, as if keeping very precise time.*

AND SHE IS... UH... IN GOOD HEALTH I ASSUME?

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:35:10 UTC

"You tell me," says Susan with a sly grin. "Shouldn't you know?" Her smile fades. "She sent me a family heirloom - the gift you gave my father on his wedding day?"

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:46:25 UTC

WHICH ONE? AS I RECALL, I LEFT THEM WITH TWO GIFTS BEFORE I... TOOK MY LEAVE.

*DEATH's voice trails off slightly.*

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:49:43 UTC

Susan tilts her head and looks puzzled. Her father had only ever mentioned one gift. "It looks like a jewel, like a very large pearl or something, but it's not. It's something else. Something... much... bigger." She looks thoughful. "Something with a lot of potential. I don't know what to do with it. it makes me nervous, having it around."

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away susan_death_ November 20 2005, 06:50:31 UTC

[[OMG, I have to go. Can we pick this up later?]]

Re: The Waiting Room - Broadcast Away death_n_binky November 20 2005, 06:51:58 UTC

((OOC: No problem... lets wrap it up though, first if you have time. If not, no worries))

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