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[fan_elune]

Gakked from jade_plume: the Five Things Ficlet Request Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (examples: "5 Reasons Jayne Loves River" or "5 books that Bree Van de Kamp can read and read again forever " or "5 Pickup Lines That Worked for Sawyer"). Then, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious

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[jade_plume]

Yeah! I was expecting you did it too ^__^
So!
Firefly: 5 sentences Mal would never told to Inara, even if it's totally true
BtVS : 5 thins the First would had say to Willow if she had taken Tara's appearance
Lost: Five reasons anybody would slap Ana-Lucia :p

Pour OP, en français donc:
les 5 livres que David emporterait sur une île déserte
5 bobards qu'inventerait Fred pour cacher à David sa liaison avec Mel :p

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Firefly: Five sentences Mal would never have told Inara, even if they were true.

1. When he let the shuttle to Inara, she made it clear that he was not to call her a whore again. Out loud, he lied and agreed. Inwardly, he soon came to add, 's only your trade I'm insultin'.

2. That didn't worry him too much, though. What worried him was when he came to think, with each insult, Leave the Guild.

3. "Everybody dies alone," he told her. An' maybe it's better'n the alternative, he mused silently, watching her face.

4. She moved away, hand sliding from his arm, taking her warmth with it. He watched her walk to her shuttle, felt his heart thud hard against his chest. Don't go, it was screaming.

5. "Good answer," he told her. What he didn't say was, Have dinner with me. Captain's quarters. He was pretty sure his eyes were taking care of the 'ruttin' excellent answer' bit.

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BtVS: Five things the First would have said to Willow if she had taken Tara's appearance.

1. "I love you."

2. "You have to be strong. Strong like amazons, right?"

3. "Oh, Willow, I wish I could touch you so much."

4. "Willow, remember last year, how strong you were? You need to quit m-magic. It's too dangerous. The p-power is too big."

5. "Don't you love me?"

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Ordinary People: Cinq bobards qu'inventerait Fred pour cacher sa liaison avec Mel.

1. "Ca se passe super bien avec Mel... Melody, elle s'appelle Melody."

2. "Non, elle bosse de nuit, elle n'a pas trop l'occasion de venir au club."

3. "Ce que je fais là ? ... Mel essaie de m'embaucher pour te préparer une fête d'anniversaire surprise. Je lui ai dit que c'était une mauvaise idée."

4. "Un double rencard ? C'est... dommage, Melody vient de me plaquer. Enfin, ça va, c'était plus un soulagement qu'autre chose."

5. "Pourquoi je réponds au téléphone de Mel ? Elle, euh, elle est sous la douche. On... revient d'un jogging. En pleine nuit, oui. Je lui ai demandé de m'aider à perdre du poid, et... bon, d'accord, David, arrête. On sort ensemble."

[littlegothsin]

The five impressions Vince Tyler would have if he saw the new series of his favorite show.

(yes, I recently re watch QaF)

Et sinon, rien à voir: je me demandais d'où venait la photos d'Orlando pastèque que tu as en icone ?

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Queer As Folk UK: Five impressions Vince Tyler had about the new series of Doctor Who.

1. Vince crossed out of the window in his web browser, leaned back in his chair. The door to the bathroom was ajar, and he heard the shower stop, feet pad out onto the tiles. "They're doin' a new Doctor Who."

"What?" Stuart squeaked undignifiedly, coming into view as he towelled his hair dry, features distorted by incredulity.

"Get this - Christopher Eccleston is goin' to play the Doctor - the ninth Doctor is going to be from Manchester! And he's played the son of God before. Just wait until you hear who plays his companion -"

"Vince, it could be Mary fucking Poppins that I wouldn't care," Stuart cut in, but there was amusement in his voice.

"Billie bleedin' Piper, Stuart! Pop icon made companion. I can't believe it! Shows you how much nothing's changed, female companions are still all about the cleavage and not much about the smarts. Although there was Liz Shaw

[littlegothsin]

Pauvre, pauvre Stuart. *grin*

[fan_elune]

Heee! He kinda likes it, despite himself. I love the idea of Vince DLing Who to watch it in whatever motel they stop at, and Stuart sort of pretending to hate the whole thing when really, he's mostly amused.

Apart from when he's annoyed as fuck. :p

[buzzylittleb]

Authority: five ways Jack didn't find out that Apollo and the Midnighter were a couple

Authority: five times Midnighter didn't do the whole solioloquy thing (you know: "I am what soldiers dream of becoming, and what children imagine Death...)

Good Omens: five ways they didn't stop the appocalypse.

Boy Meets Boy: five times Harley really hated his first name

Who: five ways Jack didn't get laid (however hard he tried)

Firefly: five things Wash did with his plastic dinosaurs
(okay, that one is faintly disturbing)

There you go, five six "five things" of which you can take your pick.

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Firely: Five things Wash did with his plastic dinosaurs

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4. "This game is anachronistic."

Wash looked up from playing with his dinosaurs, turned around in his pilot's chair to find River framed in the doorway. "Sheme?"

"They don't belong together," she developped, and stepped over the threshold.

Wash vaguely wondered if he shouldn't shoo her out of the cockpit, but decided he could well suffer Mal's wrath if the captain found out he hadn't. More like he could do with pushing Mal's buttons.

River pointed at one of them. "He's from the Jurassic, and she's from the Triassic, and he never even existed."

Wash looked down at his toys, back up at River. "How did you know Tracey was a she?" River shrugged, looking away at the switches lining the wall by his chair. Wash looked at her for a few seconds, then back down at his dinosaurs. Up at her with a tentative smile. "Wanna play with me? Anachronisms can be funRiver blinked at him. And then she beamed. After they had been playing for five minutes, she pushed at his knee with her hand, caught his eyes. "Your anachronisms. They make me feel a

[buzzylittleb]

That was great. *big grin of grinitude*

I loved number three and number five just made me *meep*

OT: parkour? Is that the right spelling? (thinking of Authority Jack and his jumping off buildings tendencies)