Lionel Hutz, eat your heart out...

[fan_addict]

Mechanic Arrested for Dunst Hotel Robbery

A 33-year-old mechanic has been arrested in connection with the robbery of Kirsten Dunst's New York hotel suite. Dunst's penthouse at the Soho Grand was broken into on August 9. The gang stole designer bags, $2,500 in cash, credit and ID cards, two digital cameras, a cell phone and an iPod music player.

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[dakshana]

I LOVE IT SO MUUUUUUUUCH

[fan_addict]

I KNEW THAT IF ANYONE WOULD APPRECIATE THIS, IT'D BE YOU.

[dakshana]

I love that it was to the NY Post, too. Fabulous.

I hear the delivery went well last night? You were finally reunited with your towel and bathing suit!!!

[fan_addict]

He's just lucky it wasn't to the Daily Bugle, J.J. Jameson doesn't care too much for Spider-man!

I wasn't home, but apparently things went smoothly! My parents are hilarious and don't listen to a word I say, so there was a slight panic attack over dinner about the "mystery box" and whether it'd fit in the van and whether your "uncle" knew where he was going and why didn't I tell them I was bringing a box for you? Chimps.

[venus__]

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This totally just made my day.