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[bubbleteatime]

Hey, you! Hey, hey you!

[ Taiwan is running up to people dressed up as this little guy, patting people's cheeks. Why? Well... ]

Smiiiile!

[ SQUISHING TIMES CHEEK SQUISHING TIMES. ]

If you don't smile, you'll get older faster, you know. [ She waves her star wand around. ] That's why Teacher has a lot of wrinkles! Do you want to be like Teacher?

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[scentofbauhinia]

[refusing

so much]

...Why are you dressed like that? [and ignoring everything she just said]

[bubbleteatime]

Whyyy, is it so bad? Teacher wanted me to throw it out but I was like nooo and he was like yeees but teacher likes Open-chan but not me so I thought if I wore it he wouldn't make me give it to him anymore so I'm wearing it now.

[ all this time she's been hitting your head with her wand

repeatedly ]

[scentofbauhinia]

Just didn't think you were capable of looking any dorkier.

[ever so subtily attempting to snatch the wand out of her hand now]

[bubbleteatime]

[ fat chance :| hits his head one last time with the wand before flailing like mad. ] Open-chan is cute! Everyone likes Open-chan! Open-chan is better than Hong Kong's McDull or whatever!

[getsbuttpinched]

.... I'm already pretty old. I'm not worried about trivial things like that anymore.

[bubbleteatime]

That's too bad. You should have enjoyed your youth while you could have!

[ wait... he's old... ] Oh... you poor thing.

Tell you what? Since I'm so nice, I'll grant you one wish to make you feel better about yourself! Okay?

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[getsbuttpinched]

I did. I'm retired now-

[getsbuttpinched]

... A wish? Are you a witch, then? ... If this is you, Lambdadelta, then really don't need to hide from me like this.

[lotuslife]

[immediately puts on

the biggest smile possible.]

Ah... AHAHAHA, of... of course I'm not o... ol... I am nothing like China and that does not need to be said- [politely trying to remove Taiwan's hands from her face now, okay

wrinkles oh god wrinkles are her wrinkles showing she doesn't even question why Taiwan is dressed the way she is because are her wrinkles showing.]

[bubbleteatime]

Huh? [ headtilt. hands still on vietnam's cheeks. yes. ] But jiejie, didn't you buy anti-aging cream yesterday?

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[lotuslife]

A-aaah- the seller in Đà Nẵng was very reputable and you do know what Japan has always said about the effects of nightingale droppings-

[lotuslife]

[her own hands fly out to grab Taiwan's cheeks in return.]

I- I do not need to 'anti-age' when I am not 'pro-aging'!