am i like the only one who will post here ever щ(ಥДಥщ)

[bubbleteatime]

[ There's a new stall on the side of the street where vendors often try to attract prospective buyers and sell their wares. It looks like Taiwan is selling a new kind of mochi, among other candies and sweets. The other products are fine, but depending on a random number generator, taking a bite out of the mochi will cause one of the following: blue skin, extreme attachment to the opposite gender, amnesia and hair loss. Have at you. ]

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