Chapter 1- Let's Do This thing, Everdeen Style,
Hey people, Hunger Games fans and non-readers alike. PlayerRac2 and Ailatan99999 here with a brand spanking new legacy that will BLOW YOUR PANTS OFF...Or not...But probably so. I don't know, they're your pants not mine! ...anyways, If anyone has read the Hunger Games, you probably know that it's one of the single greatest books ever. Period. So, we decided to put Aila's funnies and Rac's eviles to create: A HG legacy.
So, without further ado....
Glad my ramble didn't scare you off! Let's get started :D
((PS: For anyone who read the books: This takes place AFTER the war is over just btw (obviously :P))
Disclaimer thingie: We do not take any credit for Suzanne Collin's epic characters. We would be no where without her and her amazing writing. We mean no offense to the Hunger Games as we are obsessed with it.
For any non-HG fans (Or anyone who needs clarification) this is Katniss Everdeen: Our founder.
Katniss:...Hello?
Katniss is brave and very rebellious. She loves the outdoors as she spent much of her childhood hunting in the forest in her home District 12 to feed her family. She's considered to be a green thumb after years of having to search for and plant her own fruits and veggies.
Katniss: Who the hell are you!?! ...Oh gosh maybe this whole concision thing has finally gotten to my head...
Peeta: Katniss? Who are you talking to?
And this would be Peeta Mellark-Katniss' fellow District 12 tribute in the Hunger Games. He's the artistic son of the baker who is a bit of a natural cook (at least, when it comes to baking). Peeta is charismatic and seems to always know what to say. And uh...I actually forgot the rest of his traits. Sorry Peeta...
Katniss: That....
Right, I forgot you guys are new to the whole 'legacy' thing...
Peeta: IT'S THE JACKERS AGAIN! HIDE ME!
Katniss: Peeta, relax it's not-
Peeta: They're gunna use their venom on me! I DON'T WANT TO BE CRAZY AGAIN! DX
Oh pfht. I'm not a venomous tracker jacker, I'm just the Voice. Here to guide you and tease you and make you breed for 10 (or more XP) generations :)
Katniss:...and that's better how?
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Katniss: So. We meet again.
Peeta: Uh, Kat-
Katniss: Don't try and stop me Peeta! I must make them pay....
Katniss: YOU FLOWERS ARE EVIL! DIE EVIL ROSES! DIE! WAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! TAKE THAT! Serves you right, being the symbol of Snow! I WILL KILL YOU! JUST LIKE I ALMOST KILLED THE PRESIDENT >:D
Peeta:....Katniss?
Katniss: WHAT?!?
Peeta:...Those were primroses...
Katniss:...Aw shit....
Katniss: My Mockingjay senses are tingling...
........Excuse me?
Peeta: Katniss-*pant*-where are you-*trip*-going?
Katniss: Where are we?
Your new home! :D
Katniss:...you're joking, right?
Peeta: It's so...uh....tiny...
Lemme give you the grand tour,
The bathroom/kitchen: complete with stove, fridge, counter, and a toilet!
Katniss: Wow...fancy...
The master bedroom!
Peeta:.... -.- really?!?
Katniss: Man, this place must have cost you a fortune! *eye roll*
It did actually, I spent most of your Hunger Games winnings on it. We're pretty much broke now.
Katniss: Well...since the 'Voice' here wasted all of our money on our...'home' I say you go get a job or whatever and I'll start hunting so we can trade. Ok?
Peeta:...*thinking: Wow her eyes are so...sparkly...especially when she bosses me around. Man, she is sooo the hottest girl in District 12. ...I wonder if I should be listening to what she's saying? ...probably, but it's way more fun to just stare at her....*
Katniss: Peeta? Are you even listening to me?
Peeta: Yes Katniss, I will marry you!
Katniss:...that's nice bread boy...
OOooh you are SO checking him out! ...And since when do you hunt in a taxi? :P
Katniss: Shut up! I was just uh...looking at those trees over there...and uh I have to go into town and get some hunting gear.
MMhmmmm...sureeee :P
((After this she legitimately rolled the wish 'get married'. I swear to plumbob I'm not joking XD))
YOU LURV PEETA!
Katniss: Do not!
Do too!
Katniss: DO NOT!
YEAH-HUH!
Katniss: Don't make me shoot you with my arrows!
....*shuffles away* Katniss loves Peeta. The girl on fire and the boy with the bread, sittin' in a cave K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Peeta: *thinking: These waffles will soooo make Katniss love me! After one bite of the buttery, moist, syrup covered delights she shall be mine >:) ...of course, baking may not be the way to a girl like Katniss' heart...well, it's worth a shot...
Peeta: Katniss is so going to love these! Almost as much as I lurv her!
Erm, Peeta-
Peeta: I mean girls love waffles, right?
Peeta-
Peeta: And then by default she'll love me! Not for the Games! For realzies this time!
EARTH TO BREAD BOY!
She's right behind you....
Peeta:....WELL YA COULD OF TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I SPILLED OUT EVERYTHING TO HER >:(
-.-
Katniss: Peeta...is uh, that really how you feel?
Peeta: Well yeah, baking solves everything. Especially broken relationships.
Katniss: ...P-peeta...you don't have to...*sigh* come'mere...
Nawwww <3
Katniss: Don't you have something better to do than stalk us?
Nope ^_^
Peeta? Are you forgetting something?
Peeta: Oh Katniss, your eyes are so....grey...Like sparkly pools of...grey....
>_<
See kids? This is why you never ignore the voice inside your head. Only bad things can come of (NOT) listening to it.
Peeta: OHMYMOCKINGJAY! Noooooo! Not the waffles! DX
Peeta: AHHH! KILL IT KATNISS! KILL IT! *girl scream*
Katniss: I should have gone with the hunter...
Peeta: Don't let it hurt me Kat! I'm to young and pretty to die!
Peeta: *cough* Well...now that uh...that's over...*Think of something deep to say!* Wanna see my buns?
*headdesk*
Katniss:...I'm uh...gunna go...do...something...
..........
Katniss: Alright, time to do this Everdeen style.
Fishing. How exactly does one do this 'Everdeen style'?
Katniss: It's basically the opposite of doing something 'Mellark style'
Katniss: Case and point.
Peeta: Owwie! ...that is an awkward place for a stain...
Peeta: Arghgh. *facepalm*
Katniss: *gigglesnort* Are you alright?
Peeta:...yes...I'm uh...*cough* I'm totally alright. I'm like 1000% alright. Totally.
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Peeta: *le innocent whistle*
Katniss: *thinking: Oh god, he's pulling the 'move'.
Peeta: *Ok Peeta, relax. It's just Katniss! She wouldn't kill you now, I mean not after all of that stuff you went through during the games... hopefully....*
Katniss: *Naww...silly bread boy....*
Peeta: *Ok...she hasn't killed me yet. This is good. I might just be safe...*
Peeta: *Ok, she's smiling at me. That's good, right? It's a lot better than shooting me with an arrow or something...*
Katniss: Smooth bread boy.
Peeta: Well I am a master of romance *eyebrow wiggle*
And I shall leave you all with Katniss and Peeta's make-out session XP
Thoughts? Comments? Confusion? Complaints? Feedback is welcomed, but no HG hate please. And I'm sorry if this chapter sucked, I'm ((Aila)) getting back into the swing of things.