James was often told to stick it up his cornhole.

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One of the most celebrated names in food history is George Washington Carver. His research into peanuts gave us such wonderful things as peanut butter, peanut oil, peanut bombs, et cetera. Due to this, there is a museum dedicated to him in his home state of Missouri called “The Peanut Gallery.” So with all this attention given to Carver, one would

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[germboy]

Good as usual. And damn resourceful.

And seriously. I'd look into sending these into the Tacoma Reporter, and then working your way up to TNT. This is seriously a weird al of newspaper in the making.