I'm gonna get lynched for this one.

[falsetrivia]

[Editor's note: This article is a satirical take on a very controversial subject. The author is of the opinion that if you aren't able to laugh in the face of even the worst circumstances, there is no point to living. This view is why he's going to be killed before he reaches middle age. So, if you are unable to laugh at dark humor, it would be

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[germboy]

I lawled. Then I remember when I nearly got a face full of mace by a bully in middle school. Still, the first part was very eloquently written, and hell, you and I both know that this needed to be written. Good stuff.