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and now it’s time to pay.

rpf au. decisions made in real time are never perfect. jessica chastain/joel edgerton, jessica chastain/tom hardy (jessica chastain/sam worthington). alias!AU. 7200 words.

notes: happy holidays, sevenfoxes!!!!! shocking no one, this got WAY longer than i initially anticipated lol. this is also super loosely based on Alias, with ( Read more... )

please don’t let me be misunderstood

rpf. he’s made his bed and now he’s got to fuck in it: the story of the suburban widower turned drug dealer and the sister-in-law that ruined everything. bill hader/kristen wiig. weeds!AU. 11,335 words.

notes: hahahaha OH GOD. like everything in my life, this started as a joke. and then got super serious. the ( Read more... )

Teenage Dream (The Undercover Fed Remix)

rpf. he’s got the same sense of humor as a high school student so that’s gotta count for something, right? or, special agent andy samberg goes undercover -- and back to high school. andy samberg/rashida jones, et al. 6915 words.

notes: THIS GOT REALLY LONG. written for that ongoing ficathon for titi's ( Read more... )

the mating habits of group social life
rpf. all parties end; best be prepared to relocate. ensemble: g. jacobs, g. gerwig, c. hemsworth, j. johnson w/ s. rogen, k. bosworth, et al. 3145 words.

notes: for the FREE-FOR-ALL FALL COMMENT FICATHON, this clearly got too long! written for titi's prompt, The Last Days of Disco + anyone, haha. I haven't ( Read more... )

last call
the party’s got to end some time, right? snl rpf. kristen wiig/bill hader. 5255 words.

notes: dear friends, idk if you saw the season finale of SNL the other night, but it basically left me in a glass case of emotion and i accidentally had to talk to some fic about it. so, yup, that's my defense, the end, you don't know my life. have a ( Read more... )

all the pipe dreams made me insane
new girl. nothing like ringing in the new year with an old habit. jess/nick. 2200 words. AU.

notes: for the comment ficathon! this clearly got too long for one comment so figured i'd just post this here. fractives prompted: "ever since the last episode I've wanted a weird swap where Jess is Nick's Caroline instead and ( Read more... )

G A G
R E E L

rpf. live from new york -- it’s saturday night! a subjective history ten years in the making: onstage, backstage, behind-the-scenes, and at times, utterly and completely unseen; try and discern the pattern. kristen wiig/bill hader. 31,192 words.

notes: i . . . don't even. this honestly started as a single scene and somehow ( Read more... )

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