so I couldn't resist? There needs to be fucking reams written about these two, I s2g
jet lag r. warnings: Rahm Emanuel & Malcolm Tucker
By the time they meet, they are already legends.
“Just remember,” his assistant says beforehand, a cocked brow, “He’s Scottish, not English.”
“There’s a difference?” He replies, and it’s only slightly facetious.
They go for a drink, somewhere far far away from the interns and Huff Post bloggers. He’s never met anyone young at heart who can hold their liquor, and he feels this says it all about the new generation
( ... )
I DO NOT HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS.
Because they're so witty and bitchy and perfect mirrors of each other, and they're two of the only people who understand that you don't let the cunts get you down.
AHHH YOU LIKE IT? GOOD GOOD I WAS SO SCARED THAT THIS WASN'T FUNNY (because I have nothing on Iannucci jfc they are fucking big boots to fill) SO THANK YOU SDFGHJDXFSDFJKS
and thank you for the prompt that was the real genius here lbh
jet lag r.
warnings: Rahm Emanuel & Malcolm Tucker
By the time they meet, they are already legends.
“Just remember,” his assistant says beforehand, a cocked brow, “He’s Scottish, not English.”
“There’s a difference?” He replies, and it’s only slightly facetious.
They go for a drink, somewhere far far away from the interns and Huff Post bloggers. He’s never met anyone young at heart who can hold their liquor, and he feels this says it all about the new generation ( ... )
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Because they're so witty and bitchy and perfect mirrors of each other, and they're two of the only people who understand that you don't let the cunts get you down.
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yeah, this prompt just made me even more upset that Malcolm Tucker is not an actual, breathing person
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The dark beautiful obscene wittiness and how they're such 2 perfect halves I CANNOT, YOU GENIUS YOU, I NEED TO WORSHIP YOU.
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and thank you for the prompt that was the real genius here lbh
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