this year's for me and you (lou/augie, handjobs, 1/3)romancandlesDecember 10 2011, 19:48:12 UTC
This is a terrible idea. Maybe. Probably. Augie’s not entirely positive because he’s had a few - more than a few, somewhere between a lot and too much - and it’s hard to hear that tiny, rational voice over the much louder, drunker one telling him this is the best idea ever. He’s got his hand on the small of Lou’s back, steering him gently, insistently toward the back of the bar. The place is crowded but quiet, Janey and Evrard dancing to what has to be the sixteenth version of Sleigh Bells that’s played tonight. Augie doesn’t mind this one though. Nat King Cole’s classic.
“I coulda gone home with her,” says Lou about the girl - woman, no, girl - he’d been talking to before Augie dropped down between them all, Lou I really need to speak to you, urgent police business, you understand. “I don’t see why I should suffer because you struck out
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this year's for me and you (lou/augie, handjobs, 2/3)romancandlesDecember 10 2011, 19:51:44 UTC
“Yeah, well.” Except Augie’s vision had somehow included Lou’s leg hitched up around Augie’s waist, which doesn’t look like it’s on the menu, at least not right now, unless Lou’s not terribly attached to his pants. “Next time.” Lou’s disbelief cracks out of his throat. Augie wants to bite at the line of Lou’s throat, yank on that hideous tie, but he’s not the best multitasker and Lou’s splayed hand is warm and insistent at at the low curl of Augie’s spine. For a long second it’s just like that, Lou’s low, breathy sounds, and the air hot and humid between their faces, until suddenly there’s a roar, like wave crashing, and the bathroom fills with the sounds of Dean Martin before falling blessedly silent again.
It takes Augie a second to work it out, but Lou’s faster, stiffening and eyes going comically wide like a cartoon, at the clack-clack of heels against the tile floor. He throws one hand out against the wooden door with a hard thwack that reverberates through the whole stall. Augie can’t keep it together, feels a grin steal
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this year's for me and you (lou/augie, handjobs, 3/3)romancandlesDecember 10 2011, 19:52:21 UTC
Lou calls him an asshole but he reaches for Augie’s pants, bitches about the button fly, what is this 1977, and when he wraps his hand around Augie’s dick, Augie’s a lot closer to the edge than he thought. It only takes a few short pulls before Augie’s groaning, keyed up on Lou’s noises and warm body and the smell of Lou’s hair, like the cigarettes he pretends not to smoke when he drinks, and he’s coming into Lou’s hand. He stays there a minute afterward, tucked into the warmth Lou’s emanating, breathing in the chemical dry cleaning scent of Lou’s shoulder until there’s the light pressure of Lou’s finger tips against his hip and he feels more than hears Lou start and stop to say something a couple times.
Augie pulls back, suddenly aware of how chilly the bathroom is. “What?” His fingers are tacky and damp still and the ugly, tiny part of him from earlier is abruptly much louder. “If you’re about to - I’m mean, we’re just drunk.” The fake wood moulding behind Lou’s said says rhonda is a WHORE in looping teenage girl handwriting. “It
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Re: this year's for me and you (lou/augie, handjobs, 3/3)falseeeyelashesDecember 10 2011, 21:32:26 UTC
AHHHHHHH MORGAN, THIS IS JUST THE GR8EST EVER. Ugh, Christmas come early -- no pun intended LOL.
In all seriousness (or as serious as we get about yuletide-esque handjobs in women's bathrooms), this was fantastic hahaha. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. The voices are disgustingly spot-on, I could hear these two idiots in my head the entire time, which, you know, only made the A+ porno part of this that much hotter hahahaha. AND WE HAVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS, BUT IT BEARS REPEATING: drunk sex is the best!!!!!!!! And you write it so well! So realistically and hilariously!
I could basically cut-and-paste this entire thing and surround that with hearts and stars and exclamation marks, but I'm not going to do that. I NEED TO STUDY! Just know, you have immeasurably aided my sanity as finals slowly subsume what little of a soul I have left. SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
ETA: how dare u tease about an extremely graphic sequel. i wanna see the receipts.
Re: this year's for me and you (lou/augie, handjobs, 3/3)redinteriorsDecember 11 2011, 05:10:31 UTC
M O R G A N
Oh my GOD I like don't even know if I can find the words to tell you that I L O V E THIS INSANE AMOUNTS like wow I have already saved this to a pdf file so that I will have it 4 E V A.
Dying omg but seriously, ugh MORGAN, I was reading this and screeching softly and laughing at EVERYTHING and especially when a short honk of drunk hysteria escapes him oh my god I am pretty sure at this point I like had to throw myself away from my laptop and roll around on my bed for a bit. I could just PICTURE all of this happening, and their voices, and Lou all DO U KNOW HOW DRUNK I AM, YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS EVEN HAPPENING!!! ugh and then making a joke about Augie being a hair trigger, oh god. Just. P A R F A I T . I can't get over it.
JESUS is basically my whole reaction to this fic, I don't even know why but Augie repeating that to himself over and over was one of my favourite things about this. And excuse you, that extremely graphic sequel needs to be written down okay. Okay. GLAD WE SORTED THAT OUT. ILU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS.
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i casually mentioned this idea earlier, and Morgan said she'd write PS blowjobs. HOLDING HER TO THAT, TBH.
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“I coulda gone home with her,” says Lou about the girl - woman, no, girl - he’d been talking to before Augie dropped down between them all, Lou I really need to speak to you, urgent police business, you understand. “I don’t see why I should suffer because you struck out ( ... )
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It takes Augie a second to work it out, but Lou’s faster, stiffening and eyes going comically wide like a cartoon, at the clack-clack of heels against the tile floor. He throws one hand out against the wooden door with a hard thwack that reverberates through the whole stall. Augie can’t keep it together, feels a grin steal ( ... )
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Augie pulls back, suddenly aware of how chilly the bathroom is. “What?” His fingers are tacky and damp still and the ugly, tiny part of him from earlier is abruptly much louder. “If you’re about to - I’m mean, we’re just drunk.” The fake wood moulding behind Lou’s said says rhonda is a WHORE in looping teenage girl handwriting. “It ( ... )
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In all seriousness (or as serious as we get about yuletide-esque handjobs in women's bathrooms), this was fantastic hahaha. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. The voices are disgustingly spot-on, I could hear these two idiots in my head the entire time, which, you know, only made the A+ porno part of this that much hotter hahahaha. AND WE HAVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS, BUT IT BEARS REPEATING: drunk sex is the best!!!!!!!! And you write it so well! So realistically and hilariously!
I could basically cut-and-paste this entire thing and surround that with hearts and stars and exclamation marks, but I'm not going to do that. I NEED TO STUDY! Just know, you have immeasurably aided my sanity as finals slowly subsume what little of a soul I have left. SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
ETA: how dare u tease about an extremely graphic sequel. i wanna see the receipts.
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Oh my GOD I like don't even know if I can find the words to tell you that I L O V E THIS INSANE AMOUNTS like wow I have already saved this to a pdf file so that I will have it 4 E V A.
Dying omg but seriously, ugh MORGAN, I was reading this and screeching softly and laughing at EVERYTHING and especially when a short honk of drunk hysteria escapes him oh my god I am pretty sure at this point I like had to throw myself away from my laptop and roll around on my bed for a bit. I could just PICTURE all of this happening, and their voices, and Lou all DO U KNOW HOW DRUNK I AM, YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS EVEN HAPPENING!!! ugh and then making a joke about Augie being a hair trigger, oh god. Just. P A R F A I T . I can't get over it.
JESUS is basically my whole reaction to this fic, I don't even know why but Augie repeating that to himself over and over was one of my favourite things about this. And excuse you, that extremely graphic sequel needs to be written down okay. Okay. GLAD WE SORTED THAT OUT. ILU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS. ( ... )
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