ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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ii. either/both/insert third option here

[urgetoemo]

[ So Neku was just walking around when he spots this pink monstrosity and can't help but stare. The same way someone would if they saw a trainwreck. ]

...Are you sure you aren't actually trying to blind people with all that bright pink?

[falleng0d]

It's not all video games.

[ Counts. ]

In the last six months before coming here, I have conquered fifteen women, four goddesses and one demon, all in real life. That's twenty.

[urgetoemo]

(What is it with me and people with a few screws loose? Seriously...)

I can't exactly congratulate you for that either, you know.

[falleng0d]

Say what you will. I have tremendous knowledge, and if you wish to impart on some of it, then ask a question.

[urgetoemo]

Fine. Are you supposed to be some sort of otaku?

[ Hey, it's a question. Exact words! ]

[falleng0d]

Otaku? Don't be ridiculous. Their level of knowledge cannot even begin to measure to what I know.

[urgetoemo]

Then what would you call yourself? Aside from someone with a god complex.

[falleng0d]

What I know compared to an otaku is surely on the level of omnipotence, so Capturing God is quite fitting.

[urgetoemo]

I think I'll just stick with God Complex Guy.

[falleng0d]

'God Complex Guy'? That's so boring. Regardless, I know the quickest route for you to get a harem, if you're interested.

1/3

[urgetoemo]

I'll think of something wittier later.

[urgetoemo]

[ ...Wait, what was that next part? ]

[urgetoemo]

No. Not at all.