Exclamation!
Pairing: Anri/Erika - Anika
Summary: Anri needs to talk to Erika, but of course, getting a word in about what she wants is difficult. This is a dialogue-only oneshot.
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Status: Complete
This came about due to how I write - sometimes, I just write dialogue and go back and add in the rest. This is linked to A Work in Progress which has all the dialogue from here, with the added bonus of the two characters interactions. I hope you enjoy : )
"Karisawa-san-"
"Erika-tan!"
"Um, what?"
"Call me Erika-tan! Doesn't that sound cute? Much better than Karisawa-san. That's too formal, Anri."
"Oh. Uh then, Erika-tan-"
"Eek! It sounds even cuter when you say it like that. Say it again, say it again!"
"Erika-tan?"
"Again, again!"
"Erika-tan?"
"So moe! Wait, wait, I need my video recorder. I know I brought it with me...oh, there it is. Okay, now say 'Erika-tan' again."
"Do you always keep that there...?"
"Of course! You never know when Shizu-Shizu or Iza-Iza may start flirting! You always need to be prepared."
"Oh..."
"Okay, now say it."
"Erika-tan..."
"Eeek! This is going straight on youtube!"
"W-what?"
"It will be an instant hit! The newest meme!"
"I-I don't think I want that to happen, Karisawa-s-"
"-Erika-tan-"
"-I'd rather you didn't do that at all."
"But think about all the possibilities, Anri! You could have a fanclub, dedicated fangirls and fanboys who would listen to anything you would say. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that exciting? Think of all the fanart and fanfiction there would be!"
"That's what I'd rather avoid..."
"But whyyyyy?"
"I'd rather live a peaceful life."
"Oh pooey! Peaceful is boring. You need to live a loud, colorful life! Miku-puu knows what I'm talking about."
"Ryuugamine-kun has his reasons though. I'm not him."
"Oh, of course not, silly! Miku-puu is a moe-moe little uke who needs a seme to bring adventure into his life! You're more of a switch, I think, who needs someone to bring out your more erotic, dangerous side. Mhm, that sounds about right. An ero-ero megane with a passionate side that no one gets to see! It practically writes itself!"
"You're...you're not going to write that are you?"
"Me? Of course not!"
"Goo-"
"Yumacchi will!"
"...Walker-san?"
"Yup! I can't write myself IC, so he does it for me!"
"IC?"
"'In character,' of course."
"Oh..."
"But anyways! What did you want?"
"Kida-kun wanted me to give this to you."
"Hm, what could it be? Manga? No, too light. Printed fanfiction? But he could have just e-mailed it to me. Hm...what is this? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"W-What is it?"
"A picture of you in gym class! This is just what I needed!"
"Of me? In gym class? Can I see?"
"Of course! Look, there's you running. Your uniform's coming up!"
"So it is..."
"You're so fast. You should join the track team!"
"Um, Karisawa-san?"
"Erika-tan!"
"Why did you need a picture of me in gym?"
"I have a lot of pictures of you, Anri. I have ones of you in your Raira uniform, and in dresses, you with with your friends! I have an entire collection."
"That's kind of creepy..."
"What was that?"
"Why do you have so many?"
"Why do you think I have so many, Anri?"
"I don't know, that's why I asked - why are you getting so close?"
"Pucker up!"
"Mhmph!"
"You taste good."
"T-thank you?"
"No problem. Just keep tasting like that and all will be good!"
"I guess I can do that."
"Good! Now come here, I want to show you the best pictures of you, like the one where you're all wet, or the one where Miku-puu accidentally flipped your skirt and the one where - "
"-Erika-tan?"
"Eeeeeh, so cute! What?"
"If - if I keep uh 'tasting like that' - will you get rid of those pictures?"
"Hm, that is a lot to ask, Anri! Let me think...oh, yes! Since I would be losing, more than gaining, I have one condition!"
"What is it?"
"You have to be my girlfriend of course! My ero-ero megane adorable little virgin girlfriend."
"You - you want that?"
"Of course! Why did you think I had all those pictures! They're not exactly for public view, Anri, they're special, all mine!"
"I don't know. I didn't want to assume, or anything."
"So? What do you say?"
"..."
"Ah, look at the blush! So cute! I could just pinch it!"
"Ah, don't do that!"
"You don't want me to touch you? I see how it is..."
"Um...Karisawa-san?"
"It's Erika-tan!"
"Right. Erika-tan?"
"Yes?"
"My answer - it's yes."
"...really?"
"Yes."
"Woooah!"
"Don't do that Karisawa-san! We're in public!"
"Ah, you're blushing! How cute! It will be so much fun taking your virginity!"
"..."
"Come on, let's go look at those photos. Kida-kun was very helpful, he even set up the whole thing."
"Kida-kun? But why?"
"Who knows...he just told me not to take any more pictures of him and little Miku-puu."
"..."
"Anyways, let's go!"
"Alright...Erika-tan."
"Still so cute!"