Patrick Stump is gonna let you finish but He has one of the best asses of all time

(this was just waiting to happen i swear)

Patrick Stump IS the burger king

Patrick Stump’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “it’s better than yours…”

Patrick Stump lives in your closet

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Patrick Stump is worth 1 billion words.

Patrick Stump makes the good girls go bad

92% of the world agrees that Patrick Stump is better than sex.

Beware, for Patrick Stump is always watching

Patrick Stump once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th 1999, a naked Patrick Stump re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking across over 14 states and reaching temperatures of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA said it was a meteor; they still owe Patrick a beer.

Patrick Stump just played Mozart. Mozart lost badly