Bronx's Day with Uncle Patrick
Title: Bronx’s day with Uncle Patrick
Pairing: Bronx and Uncle Patrick, in a little kid chilling with his pal way nothing sexual cause that’s creepy
Rating/Warnings: G for mischief of a 3 year old boy
Prompt: Patrick: babysitting Bronx
Summary: Bronx Wentz has one busy day planned for him and his Uncle Patrick, he also has a hard time saying his Uncle’s name (Ps are a hard letter when you’re this age). It’s snowing but they can’t get outside so they have to play games inside; hilarity and fun ensue
Notes: This story uses language of a 3 year old in Bronx’s dialogue; this means some things aren’t actually words or coherent thoughts. Unci- pronounced UN-key
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING, not the band, not Pete , not Bronx, not Ashlee, not Lullabye and certainly not Patrick; though that would be nice. This hasn’t happened yet as Bronx is only 1 but it may, and I can’t predict the future.
“Morning, Hemmy! There’s snow on the ground, we’re going to get to play in the snow with Unci ‘Trick, and then maybe he’ll let me have a hot chocolate” Hemmy just looked up and sneezed then fell back asleep. Bronx continued on his way down to his kitchen where mommy would make his bowl of Lucky Charms.
“Mommy, Daddy; it’s snowing it’s snowing and they’re big and fluffy and white and I can roll in it and build a snowman and …”
“Bronx, why don’t you eat your Lucky Charms Uncle Patrick will be here soon”
“Okay Daddy I’ll eat them” and he began to slurp up his cereal quickly, spilling some of the not marshmallow pieces on the ground, where Rigby quickly ate them up. He raced down the hall towards his room and grabbed the clothes from his closet, getting dressed quickly because he had to set up all the things he wanted to do with unci Trick. He passed the kitchen on his way down to his play room.
“Bronx, you’re just like your father”
Bronx thought he looked pretty cool in his orange t-shirt which was on backwards, lime green pants, and airplane socks.
“Which means you look just fine B-box, at least to me”
Bronx looked at his father who was wearing a yellow hoodie, some batman jammie pants and a hat, he knew he had inherited his fashion sense from someone but he’d ponder this later ‘cause right now he had a mission and it was to get his paints out, find his dinosaurs, and make sure Rigby and Hemmy didn’t eat the cookies he had on his table for him and Unci Trick.
Just then the doorbell rang. “Unci ‘atrick!”Bronx shouted full of joy and raced towards the door where his favorite uncle was cleaning the fog of his glasses. Uncle Patrick was waiting for his little buddy because he knew Bronx would jump into his arms as soon as he had the chance; he was like his father in that way too.
“Look how big you’ve gotten Bronxasaurus!”
“Bronx will you be okay if mommy and daddy leave you with Uncle Patrick?”
“Yes mommy” and with that mommy kissed him goodbye, and daddy did that new thing he had taught Bronx last week; it was called bumper fist or something, Bronx couldn’t remember but that was another thing he wanted to show Unci Trick. He waved bye to them from in Unci Trick’s arms and after he could no longer see their car going down the road he asked Unci Trick to put him down and grabbed his hand and lead him towards the playroom they had to start their busy day or they’d never get anything done!
“What should we do first, B?”
“Unci Trick I want to paint a picture for mommy and daddy, and you can help me”
Patrick painted with Bronx for a long time but went out of the room because the dogs wanted out when he returned not only was Bronx naked but he was covered in paint.
“B what are you doing?” Patrick had to stifle a laugh because this was most definitely Pete’s kid.
“I wanted to have pretty colors on me like daddy unci Trick, and I didn’t want my clothes to get dirty. Did Bronxstar do something wrong?”
“No you did nothing wrong but we should get you cleaned up before we do anything else, do you take baths now or do I just grab the sprayer off the sink and hose you down”
“Unci Trick you silly, of course I take baths along with Mr. Bubbles and rubby ducky”
“Alright let’s go than big guy I’ll run the bath and make sure there’s lots of Mr. Bubbles and you go get rubby ducky”
Patrick gave Bronx a bath and in the process managed to clean himself too due to the splashing of Bronx and his duck.
Once Bronx was dry and dressed in his clothes Patrick decided to see what else Bronx had in mind. “Can we go play in the snow unci Trick?”
Patrick looked outside and saw that the snow was coming down in a blizzard “I don’t think so B, it’s snowing too hard you might get lost out there and then daddy will never let me come over again.”
“I don’t want to ever not see my Unci Trick. Can we play with dinosaurs than?”
“Alright Bronxasaurus. But you better watch out for the Patrickasaurus cause when I catch you I’m going have to spin you around over my head so you better run”
“Roar” and Bronx took off running down the hall acting like a t-rex hoping his Uncle Patrick didn’t catch him. But of course the tiny Patrickasaurus caught the tinier Bronxasaurus and as promised spun him around over his head, Bronx giggled and said “oh noes the big fluffy dino got me, help me Mr. Bunbun” and he looked pointedly at the bunny sitting it’s cage staring at them while he ate his pellets.
“Mr. Bunbun can’t save you now B, I’ve got you”
“Unci ‘atrick when you’re done, can you show me again how to play go fishy?”
“Sure B”
They played go fish while eating to chocolate chip cookies Bronx had laid out that morning, “Unci Trick do you have a Gary?” Bronx asked as he looked at his SpongeBob cards.
“No go fish B. Do you a Patrick?”
“Of course I do silly I have you!”
Patrick had to smile at the little blonde boy as he sat there grinning ear to ear reminding Patrick even more of Pete than usual with that comment. “You know what I mean B”
“No go find fishy” Bronx said as he yawned.
“Is it nap time from Bronxasaursus?”
“I think so Unci Trick, but I don’t want to miss one minute of time I could spend with you”
“I’ll be here when you wake up, I promise”
“Mmmm” Bronx Sleepily nodded as Patrick picked him up and carried him down the hall to his room placing him gently in his bed.
“Can you sing me that song Unci Trick, until I fall asleep?”
Patrick started humming the tune of Lullabye and then began to sing;
Honey is for bees, silly bear
Besides there’s jelly beans everywhere
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep
It doesn’t matter how you feel
Life’s just a Ferris wheel
It’s always up and down, don’t make a sound
When you wake up the world will come around
When you wake up the world will come around
It’s just sweet weather and peacock feathers
In the morning it will all be better
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep.
When you wake up the world will come around
When you wake up the world will come around
Honey is for bees, silly Bronx
Besides there’s jelly beans everywhere
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep.
And kissed Bronx softly on the forehead, and whispered “I promise I’ll always be here for you Bronx, not just when you wake up but anytime you need your Unci Patrick to watch over you” with that he walked out the room turning out the light and closing the door lightly behind him.
Pairing: Bronx and Uncle Patrick, in a little kid chilling with his pal way nothing sexual cause that’s creepy
Rating/Warnings: G for mischief of a 3 year old boy
Prompt: Patrick: babysitting Bronx
Summary: Bronx Wentz has one busy day planned for him and his Uncle Patrick, he also has a hard time saying his Uncle’s name (Ps are a hard letter when you’re this age). It’s snowing but they can’t get outside so they have to play games inside; hilarity and fun ensue
Notes: This story uses language of a 3 year old in Bronx’s dialogue; this means some things aren’t actually words or coherent thoughts. Unci- pronounced UN-key
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING, not the band, not Pete , not Bronx, not Ashlee, not Lullabye and certainly not Patrick; though that would be nice. This hasn’t happened yet as Bronx is only 1 but it may, and I can’t predict the future.
“Morning, Hemmy! There’s snow on the ground, we’re going to get to play in the snow with Unci ‘Trick, and then maybe he’ll let me have a hot chocolate” Hemmy just looked up and sneezed then fell back asleep. Bronx continued on his way down to his kitchen where mommy would make his bowl of Lucky Charms.
“Mommy, Daddy; it’s snowing it’s snowing and they’re big and fluffy and white and I can roll in it and build a snowman and …”
“Bronx, why don’t you eat your Lucky Charms Uncle Patrick will be here soon”
“Okay Daddy I’ll eat them” and he began to slurp up his cereal quickly, spilling some of the not marshmallow pieces on the ground, where Rigby quickly ate them up. He raced down the hall towards his room and grabbed the clothes from his closet, getting dressed quickly because he had to set up all the things he wanted to do with unci Trick. He passed the kitchen on his way down to his play room.
“Bronx, you’re just like your father”
Bronx thought he looked pretty cool in his orange t-shirt which was on backwards, lime green pants, and airplane socks.
“Which means you look just fine B-box, at least to me”
Bronx looked at his father who was wearing a yellow hoodie, some batman jammie pants and a hat, he knew he had inherited his fashion sense from someone but he’d ponder this later ‘cause right now he had a mission and it was to get his paints out, find his dinosaurs, and make sure Rigby and Hemmy didn’t eat the cookies he had on his table for him and Unci Trick.
Just then the doorbell rang. “Unci ‘atrick!”Bronx shouted full of joy and raced towards the door where his favorite uncle was cleaning the fog of his glasses. Uncle Patrick was waiting for his little buddy because he knew Bronx would jump into his arms as soon as he had the chance; he was like his father in that way too.
“Look how big you’ve gotten Bronxasaurus!”
“Bronx will you be okay if mommy and daddy leave you with Uncle Patrick?”
“Yes mommy” and with that mommy kissed him goodbye, and daddy did that new thing he had taught Bronx last week; it was called bumper fist or something, Bronx couldn’t remember but that was another thing he wanted to show Unci Trick. He waved bye to them from in Unci Trick’s arms and after he could no longer see their car going down the road he asked Unci Trick to put him down and grabbed his hand and lead him towards the playroom they had to start their busy day or they’d never get anything done!
“What should we do first, B?”
“Unci Trick I want to paint a picture for mommy and daddy, and you can help me”
Patrick painted with Bronx for a long time but went out of the room because the dogs wanted out when he returned not only was Bronx naked but he was covered in paint.
“B what are you doing?” Patrick had to stifle a laugh because this was most definitely Pete’s kid.
“I wanted to have pretty colors on me like daddy unci Trick, and I didn’t want my clothes to get dirty. Did Bronxstar do something wrong?”
“No you did nothing wrong but we should get you cleaned up before we do anything else, do you take baths now or do I just grab the sprayer off the sink and hose you down”
“Unci Trick you silly, of course I take baths along with Mr. Bubbles and rubby ducky”
“Alright let’s go than big guy I’ll run the bath and make sure there’s lots of Mr. Bubbles and you go get rubby ducky”
Patrick gave Bronx a bath and in the process managed to clean himself too due to the splashing of Bronx and his duck.
Once Bronx was dry and dressed in his clothes Patrick decided to see what else Bronx had in mind. “Can we go play in the snow unci Trick?”
Patrick looked outside and saw that the snow was coming down in a blizzard “I don’t think so B, it’s snowing too hard you might get lost out there and then daddy will never let me come over again.”
“I don’t want to ever not see my Unci Trick. Can we play with dinosaurs than?”
“Alright Bronxasaurus. But you better watch out for the Patrickasaurus cause when I catch you I’m going have to spin you around over my head so you better run”
“Roar” and Bronx took off running down the hall acting like a t-rex hoping his Uncle Patrick didn’t catch him. But of course the tiny Patrickasaurus caught the tinier Bronxasaurus and as promised spun him around over his head, Bronx giggled and said “oh noes the big fluffy dino got me, help me Mr. Bunbun” and he looked pointedly at the bunny sitting it’s cage staring at them while he ate his pellets.
“Mr. Bunbun can’t save you now B, I’ve got you”
“Unci ‘atrick when you’re done, can you show me again how to play go fishy?”
“Sure B”
They played go fish while eating to chocolate chip cookies Bronx had laid out that morning, “Unci Trick do you have a Gary?” Bronx asked as he looked at his SpongeBob cards.
“No go fish B. Do you a Patrick?”
“Of course I do silly I have you!”
Patrick had to smile at the little blonde boy as he sat there grinning ear to ear reminding Patrick even more of Pete than usual with that comment. “You know what I mean B”
“No go find fishy” Bronx said as he yawned.
“Is it nap time from Bronxasaursus?”
“I think so Unci Trick, but I don’t want to miss one minute of time I could spend with you”
“I’ll be here when you wake up, I promise”
“Mmmm” Bronx Sleepily nodded as Patrick picked him up and carried him down the hall to his room placing him gently in his bed.
“Can you sing me that song Unci Trick, until I fall asleep?”
Patrick started humming the tune of Lullabye and then began to sing;
Honey is for bees, silly bear
Besides there’s jelly beans everywhere
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep
It doesn’t matter how you feel
Life’s just a Ferris wheel
It’s always up and down, don’t make a sound
When you wake up the world will come around
When you wake up the world will come around
It’s just sweet weather and peacock feathers
In the morning it will all be better
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep.
When you wake up the world will come around
When you wake up the world will come around
Honey is for bees, silly Bronx
Besides there’s jelly beans everywhere
It’s not what it seems, in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep.
And kissed Bronx softly on the forehead, and whispered “I promise I’ll always be here for you Bronx, not just when you wake up but anytime you need your Unci Patrick to watch over you” with that he walked out the room turning out the light and closing the door lightly behind him.