Snicker. I got the cutest card for you that I didn't remember to send yet... it has a woman on the front, and she's musingly saying, "I got you the best fantasy for your birthday: two men..." [and, as I opened it, I wondered if possibly slash had permetated the mainstream greeting card industry??] "...one to clean, one to cook." [nope! not yet]
No, if you are going to fantasize about men, they won't be doing housework. But would you like to see them showing off attractive underwear? The "International Male" catalog is indeed porn for women... and for gay men, too! It's just delightful beyond words. I must acquire one for you.
Showing off underwear is just fine. I like male models. (Female models, too.) But housework just doesn't feel to me like the stuff of fantasy: there's too much of it in my life anyway. And I take it rather too seriously, because if I don't, it doesn't get done, and that depresses me - I'd rather work hard at it and not be depressed. Maybe if I fantasized sexy men doing it with me... Naw. Not even that. Just do it, and fantasize about sex. Saves a step.
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No, if you are going to fantasize about men, they won't be doing housework. But would you like to see them showing off attractive underwear? The "International Male" catalog is indeed porn for women... and for gay men, too! It's just delightful beyond words. I must acquire one for you.
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Showing off underwear is just fine. I like male models. (Female models, too.) But housework just doesn't feel to me like the stuff of fantasy: there's too much of it in my life anyway. And I take it rather too seriously, because if I don't, it doesn't get done, and that depresses me - I'd rather work hard at it and not be depressed. Maybe if I fantasized sexy men doing it with me... Naw. Not even that. Just do it, and fantasize about sex. Saves a step.
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I like that about you. You're so practical.
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My supervisor at work told me I was "very organized". Now you tell me I'm practical. My self-image is being overturned.
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