Why settle for kneeling? You totally deserve a complete prostration, don't you think? Kneeling is so...feudal.
8) I wish. I totally think it should be an optional parenting accessory, at least. Why the heck are my hormones concentrating on making my hair voluminous when they could be _growing me a tail_? Stupid design flaws, I tell you, it's enough to make you believe in the randomness of evolution.
10) Can we have a decent educational system, too? One of my students (at my not-so-bad university) was shocked to discover yesterday that kings don't sit on "throwns."
As always, an excellent list. I can't make any of these appear (at least not until I see you next, at which time I may or may not kneel) but I can offer something else...
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Happy birthday, by the way
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The game pad to Life, on the other hand, is really frickin' hard to find.
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Happy birthday, man!
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This also explain why I could never win Contra.
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8) I wish. I totally think it should be an optional parenting accessory, at least. Why the heck are my hormones concentrating on making my hair voluminous when they could be _growing me a tail_? Stupid design flaws, I tell you, it's enough to make you believe in the randomness of evolution.
10) Can we have a decent educational system, too? One of my students (at my not-so-bad university) was shocked to discover yesterday that kings don't sit on "throwns."
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(Sorry, in the midst of writing a lecture on the Persian Wars.)
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I can't make any of these appear (at least not until I see you next, at which time I may or may not kneel) but I can offer something else...
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