Men can like cute fluffy things too. But a line must be drawn.

[faiyaa]

I'm sick of homework and I'm going to the Pet Store to look at kittens.

I WILL ACCEPT OFFERS OF COMPANIONSHIP if said companions do not run around like crack monkeys and tap on the glass and ask if they can watch the snakes eating live mice.

THIS MEANS YOU AKAYA.P.S. Cold weather still sucks. Why haven't you people invented magical personal

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[akuma_no_toriru]

I WANNA GO

P.S. Cold weather still sucks. Why haven't you people invented magical personal heating devices yet? You've invented everything else.

We have. They're those little heat pocket things you put in your gloves.

but you know, you can put cayenne pepper in your shoes to make your feet warm

[faiyaa]

GET YOUR COAT LET'S GO.

They're those little heat pocket things you put in your gloves

If they make a coat out of those, then we're good.

... That sounds disgusting.

[akuma_no_toriru]

OK OK OK --- YOU'RE BUYING LUNCH RIGHT

maybe you should just strap hot water bottles to yourself

it's the Capsaicin, it'll heat it up

just don't get it on your hands or it'll burn when you pee

[faiyaa]

You'd think I'd be immune to getting conned out of lunch money by now...

I GET TO PICK THE RESTAURANT.

... I don't want to know how you learned this.