eh.

hmm.

well.

heh.

i grabbed a black man's ass saturday afternoon in the middle of sam's club.

of course, i knew him, and he put my hand there.

but the point is, i grabbed a black man's ass saturday afternoon in the middle of sam's club.

-faithy

Faith-ese:

I'm sorry: I don't give a shit that I pissed you off, but I want you to think that I feel bad so you'll get over it.

I apolgize: I admit that I am wrong, but stand firm in my feelings. If I tell you that "I apologize," it is akin to defeat, and the metaphorical white flag.

Matt - I don't hate you.

-faith

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you whiny little bitch.

i like how you think that your subtleties go unnoticed.

well...heh...they don't.

we see right through you.

*mwah*

-faithith

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To pick up Phil: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

Artist: Rascal Flatts
Album: Feels Like Today
Song: Fast Cars & Freedom

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