Less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie

[fairytiger]

Dear Jonathan Swift,

You suck for writing "Gulliver's Travels."  You would think that going to four different lands, something exciting is bound to happen.  But no, you manage to make it the most boring road trip ever.  And I have to read about it.  Thanks a lot.

Not-fondly,
Caitlin

In other news, SARA LEE IS HOME!  And I get to see her tomorrow.  And

Comments

[jimmosby]

*sigh* that whole "2001" thing. Not funny. Yea. I'm old :(

thanks for another insight into Caitlin's mind though :-P

[fairytiger]

Umm, yes. You're old. AARP will be knocking on your door any moment now. But on the plus side, you get to eat off of the Club 55 menu at Coco's, so that's cool.

[fairytiger]

Lilliput was mildly interesting, but overall, I'm just so damn bored with this book. I stopped caring right about the time Lilliputians were carrying off his excrement in wheelbarrows.

[fairytiger]

1. My how time flies :)

2. Pretty sure you're cooler. In fact...*checks record books* yep, you are indeed cooler.