VALENTINES. PRETEND THEY WERE SENT ON TIME.
All Aesopian tales received (horribly, horribly baked, almost inedible) chocolate chip cookies that Edwina made herself. She accidentally replaced the sugar for salt when distracted by Britney Spears playing on the radio. Also, they were bestowed with a carnation of flowers glued together by Erin in order to somewhat resemble their animal. This was to varying success, I would imagine.
Jeremiah also received a cardboard cut-out standing image of a hare's body. With Kirsten Dunst's face on it. It's lifesize.
Adam also received a little card with a heart on it, completely anonymous except for the fact on the back there was printed in small writing "made with love from the Dickering family"; yeah, she's not so bright and accidentally used her family-printed-stationary.
Napoleon received a small bouquet of pink roses (pink roses being the symbol of ~friendship~) and a card stating how glad she was they were friends, and that she wished him the best of luck with his hypothetical girlfriend as she thinks he needs to be happier.
Quentin would have found a large batch of organic-ingredients-only gingersnaps at his door, baked to be oversized and thus able to bear the message "PLEASE THINK GREEN, IT'S SUPER" in pink icing on them.
Pearl, Marie and Janelle got a small box of expensive truffles, as well as a pink friendship bouquet, all tied with an elaborate pink ribbon. The card attached reads, "Thank you for being the superest friend!"
Prudence received a hefty "Valentine's day bonus" with a note thanking her for being such a super assistant, and that now she has a bonus, she can buy some more attractive clothing.
ANYONE WHO POSED HALF NAKED PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES, received a box of chocolates (River's was particularly large, considering Edwina fears she looks like she'll waste away) and a small card saying “Please remember to put clothes on before being photographed, thank you! xx”
A small card with a note inside “Dear Mr. Raub, I am terribly sorry we are no longer allowed to be friends due to you being overcome by my beauty. However, I hope you have a super Valentine's day, and find someone more floozier.” Also attached is two entrances to an exclusive “gentleman's club” read: upper class strip joint, that she had Prudence buy.
Jeremiah also received a cardboard cut-out standing image of a hare's body. With Kirsten Dunst's face on it. It's lifesize.
Adam also received a little card with a heart on it, completely anonymous except for the fact on the back there was printed in small writing "made with love from the Dickering family"; yeah, she's not so bright and accidentally used her family-printed-stationary.
Napoleon received a small bouquet of pink roses (pink roses being the symbol of ~friendship~) and a card stating how glad she was they were friends, and that she wished him the best of luck with his hypothetical girlfriend as she thinks he needs to be happier.
Quentin would have found a large batch of organic-ingredients-only gingersnaps at his door, baked to be oversized and thus able to bear the message "PLEASE THINK GREEN, IT'S SUPER" in pink icing on them.
Pearl, Marie and Janelle got a small box of expensive truffles, as well as a pink friendship bouquet, all tied with an elaborate pink ribbon. The card attached reads, "Thank you for being the superest friend!"
Prudence received a hefty "Valentine's day bonus" with a note thanking her for being such a super assistant, and that now she has a bonus, she can buy some more attractive clothing.
ANYONE WHO POSED HALF NAKED PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES, received a box of chocolates (River's was particularly large, considering Edwina fears she looks like she'll waste away) and a small card saying “Please remember to put clothes on before being photographed, thank you! xx”
A small card with a note inside “Dear Mr. Raub, I am terribly sorry we are no longer allowed to be friends due to you being overcome by my beauty. However, I hope you have a super Valentine's day, and find someone more floozier.” Also attached is two entrances to an exclusive “gentleman's club” read: upper class strip joint, that she had Prudence buy.