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fairhearing

"Busted"

Aug 10, 2009 17:39

Title: Busted
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sex, adolescence.
Kink request: "5 times someone made Chekov jizz... in his pants, and one time Chekov made someone jizz in their pants." (lol, so crass yet to-the-point)

( Busted )

sexxx, chekov/sulu, star trek reboot

Comments 22

kinkme August 10 2009, 22:17:56 UTC

Yeah. One song in my head all the way though and you've only got one guess.

YET IT WAS STILL HOT. That's how good it was,

fairhearing August 10 2009, 22:36:26 UTC

haha, that song was actually the entire prompt! I halfheartedly tried to dignify things a little, but one really can't. Besides, it's funny.

telyanofcelore August 11 2009, 00:30:22 UTC

*laughs* This was awesome, thank you. And Kirk, don't seduce the jailbait, it's not nice.

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telyanofcelore August 11 2009, 02:04:47 UTC

HE TOTALLY DID KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.

And I am fairly certain that in Sulu's mind, Spock's interruption was probably the opposite of divinity. So Spock comes out even again.

fairhearing August 12 2009, 00:54:56 UTC

All Sulu's saying is that it happens without fail.

WITHOUT.

FAIL.

>:c

eeyore9990 August 11 2009, 04:30:34 UTC

*glee* I chortled all the way through this. THANK GOD I never had that problem.

elenauial August 11 2009, 05:14:08 UTC

OMG THIS. OMG. THIS THIS THIS. I LOVE ALL OF THIS. EVERY SECTION. I CANNOT EVEN....EPIC LONG REVIEW COMING NOW.

and he just hit puberty, like, last week. Fuck being twelve. lmfao. This. Puberty sucks.

he's thrown himself out of the closet and through the door, chanting "don't kill me, don't kill me" the whole time. Hahaha, I love this mental image.

Or maybe they're otherwise occupied. Ooo. Hot.

like his sister's friends Anna and Natalya Are they a couple now? Awww

but because the Academy's bound to be full of nubile young adults and he still doesn't trust his treacherous body around nubile young adults. The word "nubile" never fails to make me smirk ever since reading the Trek Crack comic. XD Nice

seeing as he managed to bring einsteinian physics to heel during that time, he's confident he can do the same to a lowly penis. lol

OH JAMES KIRK, HOW I LOVE YOU. You manwhore.

Lol, girls know all about gay porn. ;)

After two hours, Chekov has considered his sexuality very deeply. And excused himself to the bathroom twice. lol ( ... )

fairhearing August 12 2009, 00:53:45 UTC

long review! ::flails::