Comments | failhound: TWO.

failhound

TWO.

Jun 26, 2010 00:50

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[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses ( Read more... )

when the master's away..., when in doubt scavenge, hungry puppy is hungry, there is no cure for fighttard, huzzah!, eat cow punch cow, stupid kazuma, freedom is a warm carcass, delicious roadkill you must eat it

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moarcowbell June 26 2010, 08:00:58 UTC

Ah... what do I owe you? I don't have any money on me right now.

[video] failhound June 26 2010, 08:08:02 UTC

Don't act senile! You owe me a fight!

[video] moarcowbell June 26 2010, 08:10:58 UTC

It is normal for an old man to act as such.... do I?

[video] failhound June 26 2010, 08:13:35 UTC

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH.

And yes, you do!

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u_n_asplode June 26 2010, 23:50:14 UTC

Human-eaters?

[brb ignoring everything else.]

[video] failhound June 26 2010, 23:58:49 UTC

The ones that eat humans.

[a beat]

The demons, I mean!

[video] u_n_asplode June 27 2010, 00:00:16 UTC

...you mean youkai?

[video] failhound June 27 2010, 00:10:51 UTC

Uh... [maybe probably] Whatever you wanna call it! They're a pain in the ass either way!

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action notyourson June 27 2010, 02:34:39 UTC

[Yeah, so guess who's coming to check out the area.]

Woah, someone really did a number here.

[He notices Nora just as he says that, though.

[action!] failhound June 27 2010, 02:50:23 UTC

[WHOA WHO IS THAT he wasn't actually expecting anything to still be moving, and with all the monsters he's seen coming in he... probably should have been more on the lookout.

As it is, he's just a little jumpy.]

W-Wha-- WHO'S THERE?!

[As he swivels around, the piece of charred Chocobo Eater/Mad Cow/mystery meat he'd been digging out with the tip of his spear goes flying.]

[action!] notyourson June 27 2010, 03:09:31 UTC

[Ker-pwned, and he's falling off the tree he was standing on.]

Augh!

[action!] failhound June 27 2010, 03:31:56 UTC

[Of all places to find what startled him, it wouldn't have occurred to him to look in the treeline first of all, but apparently luck is with him today.

Sort of.

In any case have a vaguely menacing-looking guy with a big spear standing over you.]

... Hey. What do you want?

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talktotheaegis June 27 2010, 03:37:02 UTC

[Curious dog is curious and nudging the communicator.]

[video] failhound June 27 2010, 03:46:06 UTC

[o hay there]

[he peers curiously back at the dog, it looks like one of the normal ones]

People still drag their pets into this dump, huh? Jeez. Hope you're being fed, at least.

[video] talktotheaegis June 27 2010, 03:47:08 UTC

[Oh hai!

He looks at the communicator, and barks happily. He is! He pants lightly.]

[video] failhound June 27 2010, 04:55:01 UTC

Well, you look pretty healthy and all. Looks like your master actually appreciates you like he should, at least.

icyconformist June 27 2010, 07:05:12 UTC

It would be safer to cook it a bit more, but....

[video] failhound June 27 2010, 07:10:40 UTC

I would if I had my magic! It doesn't even matter, most of it's pretty much black.

[video] icyconformist June 27 2010, 07:13:08 UTC

They say you can cook food too fast so it looks done, but it's really not. You might get sick.

[ Not that Yuki knows how to cook. But he heard it before! ]

[video] failhound June 27 2010, 07:21:55 UTC

I don't get sick! I've never caught a cold or anything, and I'm never gonna!

[you know that saying about how morons never get sick?]

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