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[failedprince]

I am melting.

I'm absolutely sure that I'm melting.

Why must it be so hot?

Can no one do anything about this?

Comments

[smokesinspace]

Shut up and quit whinin'. *&^# everyone knows it's hot. Just sit out and wait for yer damn thing to get fixed, or get a hose and use it.

[someone is grumpier than usual.]

[failedprince]

I would ask you to refrain from using such language in my presence!

[smokesinspace]

Oh yeah? Gimme one good reason why.

[failedprince]

Because it is impolite.

[smokesinspace]

And it's "impolite" to just whine all over the network and ask others to fix yer own goddamn problems.

[failedprince]

It's far more impolite to not offer anything at all.

[smokesinspace]

In this case I'd be doing you a favor. Just tough it out like the rest of us and quit actin' like some goddamn drama queen.

[failedprince]

How dare you!

[smokesinspace]

What're you gonna do? Whine at me? Cry to your daddy? [snorts.] Deal with it, kid. I got enough goin' on without havin' to hear spoiled brats like you actin' like yer better than everyone else.

[failedprince]

But I am better than you.

[smokesinspace]

Oh yeah? Prove it.

[failedprince]

How, you uncouth hooligan?

[smokesinspace]

I thought you were the "better" one. What, can't even come up with a way to prove it?

[failedprince]

More like I have no idea what to choose first.

Also I wonder why I have to prove anything to a low-life like yourself.

[smokesinspace]

'Cause this "low-life" could probably kick your ass any other day of the week. [literally.] Now that I think about it, probably wouldn't mind knockin' some goddamn sense into that pretty boy spoiled head of yours.

[failedprince]

As I said, I have nothing to prove to a violent protozoan such as yourself.