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[dorarara]

*Have a confused Josuke. He's wandering around like an idiot, oblivious to the fact that he now has the wings and tail of a red crowned crane. And yes, he even has a little streak of red in his otherwise perfectly-styled hair*

This happens every time I go to the store...

Where the hell am I, now?

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[zombiekakyoin]

I honestly don't know what this place is called myself but..um..you okay?

[dorarara]

I seem to be a little lost.

Can you tell me how to- *Waaait a minute. This person looks reaaally familiar. Josuke blinks a couple of times.*

Don't I know you from somewhere?

[zombiekakyoin]

...Maybe? I do know you're Josuke but there's a couple of you running around here.

I'm Kakyoin Noriaki.

Anyway, you...have wings.

[dorarara]

That's silly. Kakyoin's...

*Slowly but surely, the information starts sinking into the teen's mind. Brain explosion in 3, 2, 1...*

THERE ARE MORE OF ME?!

AREN'T YOU DEAD?!

I HAVE WINGS??

[tricksycrackers]

JOSUKE, ISN'T IT A BIT EARLY TO BE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN? WE'RE STILL IN SEPTEMBER Y'KNOW!

[dorarara]

I KNOW DAD! BUT I'M NOT DRESSED UP-

*Of course Josuke does a double take*

DAD?!

[tricksycrackers]

'Been a while, eh son?

[OOC: Being his offspring, Joseph acknowledges that Josuke's awesome enough for him to lower his voice when he's talking to him, because Joseph's own awesomeness isn't dangerous for the boy :U]

[dorarara]

((OOC: D'awwww, that's awesome XD))

Y-yeah, but... weren't you like 60-something when I was born? That's what my mom said.

1/3

[handsjob]

Dunno man, some kind of weird a-

2/3

[handsjob]

Hi Nana! \o/

[handsjob]

Josuke, what the hell happened to your hair?!

Hi hi! :D

[dorarara]

*The kid is still fuming over the red streak, totally ignoring the fact that he has wings and a tail to go with it*

DON'T... REMIND... ME...

*Wait, is that...*

Oku??

[midtowndonzl]

Why are you so upset about plumage in your hair? It accents it rather well

[dorarara]

It's... not... how... I... want... it...

*Poor Josuke is trying so hard to be polite, since Kakyoin might punch him again*

[midtowndonzl]

Ah, so you must have your hair a certain way? I can understand that. But just know it makes it a bit more awesome than it already is. I wish I could wear my hair like yours...and put feathers in it.

[dorarara]

*Josuke didn't realize they were feathers until it was mentioned. He's really trying to behave now*

They're... feathers...? It makes sense, since I got wings now and all.

STARE

[wes_bluemarine]

...

e__e

[dorarara]

Um, can I help you?

MOAR STARE

[wes_bluemarine]

...

[A wind blows head on at Bird Butt!Josuke.]

>:(

[dorarara]

H-hey!

What are you doing??