I tried to teach my child with books,
He gave me only puzzled looks.
I tried to teach my child with words,
They passed him by, often unheard.
Despairingly I turned aside,
How shall I teach this child, I cried.
Into my hands he put the key,
"Come," he said "Play with me!"

Good luck on the first day of classes MSU students!

Well, more like it's being revisited and revised. After giving much thought to my theory of men and the New Year's resolution that followed soon after, I decided I wasn't very clear in my last statement of my theory. So I've cleaned it up a bit, and am now publishing this theory for all to see ( Read more... )

I hate being dumb about cars! I hate cars! I hate car parts. I hate not even knowing what the fucker I'm looking for is called and I hate not knowing if the part I'm looking for can even be replaced or if it is different on all cars ( Read more... )

Please pay no attention to the many spelling errors I'm sure to make...I have the following:

-sinusitus
-bronchitus
-pharynitus
-a fliud blister in my left ear
-and my personal favorite, a giant (doc's word, not mine) puss ball in the right side of my throat.

I'm having a fun time here in Shelbyville...anybody else?